A man came in my tech repair shop complaining his nail had damaged his windows laptop and was concerned it wouldn't work anymore
I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface
Where do worn out noses go to get repaired..?
Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?
I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.
I frantically rushed to the computer service center to repair my storage device before it died
Repair shop with a sense of humor
My friend just got a job as a elevator repair technician
they're really moving up in the company.
Why did the elevator repair tech want to get a new job?
He was tired of all the ups and downs.
I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
I really like our local computer repair technician
Every time my speakers don't work he gives me sound advice
My wife thought I couldnt repair our garden bench.
Please just take my money you deserve it
My neighbor was repairing his car in the garage.
He had taken out both front tires. When he went inside his house I decided to steal away only one tire, because stealing both would have made me two tired.
My dad was repairing something, I couldn't see what it is. So i asked: "what is that?"
I quit my job fixing controllers at the tv repair shop.
I wasn’t making remotely enough.
I had a job repairing 17th century violins...
I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.
What do you call a handyman's skill set?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the auto repair shop to get his pick up cluck.
I am a shoe repairer...
Does that class me as a sole trader?
At are auto repair shop we had a dog once drink a whole pan of gas. Dog ran, ran as fast as you’d ever see and then just stopped and fell to the floor.
From a repair shop's yard
Don't try to repair a broken pen.
What do you have to do to become a member of the Golf Equipment Repair Association?
There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
When maijuana is legalized, all the money raised through taxes should go into road repair
It would be called Operation Pot Holes
How long does it take to fix a hearing aid?
I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.
Why do autobody repair shops boil their pasta for 45 minutes?
Because they don’t like it all denty.
I worked at a vacuum repair shop
I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his Job in Road Repair
But when I got home all the signs were there.
Reddit doesn't like fence repair jokes
She's beyond repair..
The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.
I said, “No. I can’t deal with high maintenance women.”
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
The repair shop didn't let me know when my car was fixed...
Air conditioning repair man said he couldn't make it out today.
I said "it would be alot cooler if you did."
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
Sweaty road repair crew in Warsaw:
Hot Poles filling pot holes.
My car broke down, so I said, "Siri, search for car repair"
Stupid Siri seems to think I want AutoCorrect :-/
Who ever invented Knock-Knock jokes should get a Nobel Prize
A buddy of minp e said he would help me out on some repairs to a house.
He asked to borrow my cordless drill.When I handed it to him I said,"be gentle with him."He said"I will" I said,"I wasn't talking to you."
Why is the kid from Toy Story so good at repairing his toys?
How do collision repair shops meet new customers?
I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...
It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.
I was playing football with my younger cousin earlier today
Unfortunately, I kicked it too hard and it broke the window.
We called the repair guy and, apparently when he came two hours later, the window was still in pane.
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.
I've heard nothing since.
I sent my hearing aids in for repair about a month ago.
3 weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair
I've heard nothing since.
Three weeks ago i sent my hearing aids im for repair:
I've heard nothing since.
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