My CS teacher said we had a founderβs day function so class is ending early.
I asked him what was its return type.πΏ
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︎ Mar 31 2023
I'm not having any luck writing movies about bodily functions.
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There was Diarrhea, but few are showing up at the theaters to watch it because movie pirates leaked it and it came out early.
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Constipation gave me writer's block, so it hasn't come out yet.
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I'm losing my mind trying to write Insanity.
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Copulation was a success, but I still haven't gotten paid. So I was screwed.
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︎ Oct 10 2022
Awesome to see lots of folks dressing up as their favourite trigonometric function
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︎ Jan 04 2023
After 5 years of repair, The Big Ben is functioning again.
Thanks to everyone who were workingβ¦.around the clock.
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︎ Nov 12 2022
I was trying to create a poem about an exponential function, but when I finished, it was about a logarithm instead.
That's what happens when you write an exponential in verse.
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︎ Jan 24 2023
What do you call an inaccurate scale whose only working function is the clear operation?
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︎ Dec 10 2022
Regulating his memory, mood, muscle control, and liver function? My man is nothing without you.
Choline, choline, choline, choline π΅
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︎ Jan 01 2023
I built several robots who's primary function is to steal food for me ...
but, this one takes the cake.
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︎ Dec 13 2022
Can a sine function take his own reciprocal?
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︎ Nov 21 2022
True story, I was at a work function where lunch was served. A co worker came over with a plate and his tie had somehow ended up in the plate.
I thought I was hilarious when I asked βI didnβt know they were serving Thai (tie) food.
Nobody got it, wtf was it that obscure a reference?
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︎ Jul 23 2021
Motorola has a new phone that is only partially functional due to a bulge on the back.
It's called the QuasiMoto.
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︎ Sep 01 2022
Iβve found a Delorean on Craigslist. Itβs got low milesβ¦
The owner says itβs only been driven from time to time.
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︎ Apr 26 2023
I'm working on a Redundancy Reduction Machine.
Unfortunately, I just can't get the RRM Machine to work.
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︎ Apr 23 2023
How do you pronounce this word: data or data?
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︎ Jan 12 2023
What do mathematicians carry their limit approaching functions in?
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︎ Sep 24 2022
My professor heckled me in front of the whole class for not understanding y=mx+b.
I can handle most criticism, but that was over the line.
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︎ Mar 17 2023
Why did the sheep computer have difficulty multiplying?
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︎ Mar 15 2023
I can hardly function at a funerals.
Iβm just not a mourning person.
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︎ Aug 22 2022
never invite Coffee Man to a Function
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︎ Sep 07 2022
The rocket scientist became an amazing archer.
No seriously, he keeps on testing arrow dynamics.
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︎ Feb 09 2023
Don't worry
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︎ Oct 24 2022
I have finally reached the age where I find it impossible to function without glasses.
Especially if they are empty.
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︎ Jul 17 2022
What are battle rappers known for?
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︎ Feb 08 2023
It's my job to fully test the functionality of newly-manufactured toilets and urinals.
I go where no man has ever gone before.
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︎ Jan 19 2022
What do you call a belt with a clock on it?
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︎ Jan 27 2023
Where would you find a dog without legs?
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︎ Jan 10 2023
Where did the programmers have their party?
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︎ Apr 02 2023
Clogs
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︎ Aug 21 2022
What do you call a group of snakes making fun of each other?
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︎ Feb 11 2023
Why do programmers find it hard to use guns?
Because they have troubleshooting.
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︎ Nov 19 2022
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
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︎ Dec 29 2022
My teacher frowned at me when I handed in my trigonometry test paper
I don't think that's a good sine
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︎ Oct 14 2022
Math needs to grow upβ¦
and learn to solve itβs own problems.
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︎ Sep 15 2022
Iβm functionally sinusoidal.
Please give me a sine to continue.
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︎ Dec 16 2021
Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?
...Just some food for thought.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
You're like the ceiling function...
you make the best of everyone, but you don't take complexes.
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︎ Jul 11 2021
Did you know two brothers almost made a functioning airplane before the Wright brothers?
Guess they were the wrong brothers
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︎ Sep 08 2021
I have a great dad joke, but first I need to explain something to you..
someΒ·thing/ΛsΙmΛTHiNG/pronoun
- 1.a thing that is unspecified or unknown."we stopped for something to eat"
- 2.used in various expressions indicating that a description or amount being stated is not exact."a wry look, something between amusement and regret"
adverb
- 1.INFORMALused for emphasis with a following adjective functioning as an adverb."my back hurts something terrible"
- 2.ARCHAICβ’DIALECTto some extent; somewhat."the people were something scared"
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︎ Jan 04 2023
If you are taking a Calculus exam, make sure you donβt sit between identical twins.
Itβs difficult to differentiate between them.
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︎ Jul 30 2022
They finally let my math teacher out of jail.
The evidence just didnβt add up.
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︎ Aug 14 2022
My wife can't function unless she visits the chiropractor...
I'm afraid she is addicted to crack.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What do you call a rap battle between two lizards? A reptile diss function
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Calculus jokes are not at all useless
They are an integral part of our society.
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︎ Dec 04 2021
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
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︎ Sep 29 2020
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