A list of puns related to "Undertakable"
So, the undertaker gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
Hiss & Hearse towels.
A beloved coworker that always had a dadjoke ready to go suddenly passed recently. We’re ready to grieve him with dadjokes about death. Can your share yours?
I found this one today that I know he would have loved: I hope my coworker is cremated because it’ll be his final chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Edit: thank you everyone for the dadjokes. Many of these are absolutely dead-on!
If you’re the person at work that greets everyone and has a dadjoke or two, even if people usually groan, you are likely more loved than you know. Keep up the groans!
The service is so scary, they can’t get their customers to ever come back!
It's been a bit over-bering so far.
We should have rehearsed.
He really let me down.
They had to start cutting coroners.
"Satisfaction Guaranteed....Or Your Mummy Back."
I bought them some 'Hiss and Hearse' towels as a wedding gift.
I couldn't dig it.
He was dead lifting
They said “Sorry I'm a Chiropodist, not a Mechanic" I replied “In that case, can you give me a toe?
My friend suggested that I start to inquire about purchasing a coffin. I told him that’s the last thing I need…
He is known to engrave things, though.
He urns it.
I've made a grave mistake
He's the last guy to let you down
My boss was supportive and told me I just had to rehearse it.
Apparently he just serves Tombstones
Yeah they were both in grave danger.
It’ll be pay as you urn.
The graveyard shift
He stiffed on a bet.
That would have been a giant undertaking.
Quite a whisky undertaking.
My friend the snake charmer is marrying an undertaker. As a wedding gift I bought them some “Hiss and Hearse” towels.
undertake a new career.
It’s a pretty big undertaking
Since he started dating, his girlfriend would chastise him to great lengths everytime he felt the need to fart.
After they got married, the situation was maintained. He couldn't possibly fart near his wife. Sometimes he had to leave the house, just to pass some gas.
When he was really old, he died peacefully during in his sleep while lying on his back. She called the undertaker, so the arrangements for the funeral could be made.
When the undertaker rolled the man of the bed, there was a massive fart. The undertaker looked to the now widow to see how she was going to react, but she simply said:
"No need to chastise him anymore. Hee can RIP in Peace!"
But it turned out to be quite the undertaking.
That's a big undertaking
Backstory: Family friend has a new job, he's an Undertaker. He was in hospital because of a serious lung infection.
Dad: 'By the way [family friend] is an Undertaker now'.
Me: 'what!? Of all jobs I would have never have guessed that'.
Dad: 'yeh it surprised me too, he was in hospital not too long ago and was in a bad way'.
Step mother: 'yeh he had something with his lungs, an infection I think like pneumonia, almost killed him' .
Dad: 'doesn't surprise me though with him being in hospital, probably because of all that coffin'.
Dad: starts giggling to himself.
Me: 'really?...'.
Dad: 'what? I thought that was quite good'.
He has his moments.
It's too grave an undertaking.
It was a monumental undertaking.
His motto is satisfaction guaranteed or your mummy back.
I couldn't dig it.
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