He was shocked.
So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
I threw my electrician a surprise party.
He was shocked.
Scuba stands for self contained underwater breathing apparatus. And tuba stands for terrible underwater breathing apparatus.
The interviewer wants to ask the interviewee a final question before deciding on whether to hire him or not. “why is there a 4 year gap on your resume?” She asks. The interviewee replies “Oh yes, I was in Yale”. Happy with the response, the interviewer says “you’re hired”. The interviewee thanks her and calls his wife immediately and says “Honey! I got the yob!!!”
My dad grounded me until I learned to conduct myself properly.
They were the Eye-Patchy pirates...
Due to his current conduct, I had to ground him.
They planet.
extra poll later
He went off the rails.
I guess they already conducted my last rights.
It seems 3.14% of them are Pi-rates
I'm not a very good electrician
leaves one doctor
You ground him until he conducts himself properly.
I'm training for this ahead of time.
Edit #1: Thank you reddit. I think you ensured I will be getting divorced. Don't let up, it's full steam ahead.
Edit #2: My wife hates train puns. I sent her screen shots. She's on to my loco-motives.
Edit #3: I'm speechless. Largely because it's like 6am and I want to stay quiet to not wake up my wife, she's out coal'd, snoring like a freight train. I feel like you all really railed it with these jokes. I hope that she doesn't chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga choose choose to divorce me. I couldn't wait until the train ride. I told my wife some of the jokes. I working on a YouTube compilation of them from last night. I feel like she conducted herself quite well.
Edit #4: [These jokes were off the rails. Here is the YouTube link of my wife's reaction so far.] (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Edit #5: I'm about to start training.
His name was Sir Cuit
Apparently he offered very little resistance and conducted himself beautifully
It was a zut! suit riot.
The wedding was ok, but the reception was incredible
They are 50 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...
It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.
Training.
“Turn it on!”
That's the only time anyone actually looks for Minh's spies.
He couldn’t resistor
I’m a bad electrician
I always feel so powerless, as if someone is keeping me in the dark.
"What do you know about dwarfs?" She asked.
"Very little." I replied.
A preliminary investigation confirmed a very large amount of dead birds on the roadway. According to the investigation, an overwhelming majority of these deaths were the result of an impact with an 18-wherler.
The state reached out to Boston College, Harvard, UMass, and MIT and created a team of experts in the fields of transportation, physics, ornithology, and animal psychology. These experts conducted a six-month-long study of the events around the Turnpike. Their goal was to determine why such a large number of birds were being killed by 18-wheelers.
The results of this study revealed that one specific species of crow (the Bostonian black) has a natural defense mechanism that allows it to audibly warn other birds of oncoming vehicles. Over time, the other birds come to depend on this audible warning. Unfortunately, there appears to be a defect in this defense when it comes to warning about the 18-wheelers.
Apparently the crow can say "caw, caw" to warn the other birds but it can't say "twuck, twuck."
I stayed up all night and I didn't snore once.
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
…so I grounded him.
He’s doing better currently and conducted himself properly.
I had to ground him.
He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
My wife was shocked at my response to this.
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
So I grounded him.
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
He's now grounded until he conducts himself properly
So I grounded him until he conducts himself properly
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
