[Request] Wooden sign / interior design puns

I just can't seem to think of any good ones :-(. Best I got is:

Sign Waves

Sign(2Ply)

Knot on wood

Ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris_Hemsworth
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There were two brothers that almost designed a working airplane before the Wright brothers

Guess they were the wrong brothers

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I always remember what they taught me in architecture school about designing and detailing stairs

It's a multistep process with its many ups and downs.

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I’m going to open a specialty furniture store that only sells pieces designed for putting your feet up.

I’m calling it The Ottoman Empire.

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Historians have discovered the name of the Knight that designed King Arthur's Round Table.

Sir Cumference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wookiewithabrush
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The original design was to have mosquitos handle pollination

But that didn't work out so we went to plan bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParoxysmAttack
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"I Lost My Job" Puns

My daughter and I have been trading these. Here is our current list - would love to hear more!

  1. I lost my job at the chess factory. I couldn’t work knights.
  2. I lost my job at the bank. A lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
  3. I lost my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
  4. I lost my job at the calendar factory. I took too many days off.
  5. I lost my job as a maze designed. I got lost in my work.
  6. I lost my job as an electrician. I was shocked!
  7. I lost my job as a psychic. I didn’t see it coming!
  8. I lost my job at the funeral home. Apparently, the options are β€œcremation” or β€œburial,” not β€œsmoking” or β€œnon-smoking.”
  9. I lost my job as an astronomer. I thought my work was looking up!
  10. I lost my job as a cyber criminal. I couldn’t hack it.
  11. I lost my job as a human cannonball. I got fired!
  12. I lost my job as a garbage collector. I had no training but I thought I would pick it up as I go.
  13. I lost my job as a math teacher, same job I’ve had since 2000. That’s 46 years down the drain!
  14. I lost my job in pool maintenance. It was too draining.
  15. I lost my job as a fisherman. I didn’t make enough net income.
  16. I lost my job as a baker. I really kneaded the dough!
  17. I lost my job as a historian. There was no future in it.
  18. I lost my job as a tour guide in Australia. I did not have the right koalafications.
  19. I lost my job at the upholstery repair shop. I may never recover.
  20. I lost my job as a massage therapist. I rubbed people the wrong way.
  21. I lost my job as a seamstress. And I tried sew hard.
  22. I lost my job as a musician. I just wasn’t noteworthy.
  23. I lost my job at the unemployment office. And I still need to go back there tomorrow.
  24. I lost my job feeding giraffes. I just wasn’t up to it.
  25. I lost my job as a water slide attendant. My career is going down the tubes.
  26. I lost my job at the paper shredding factory. It was a tearable job.
  27. I lost my job as a drummer. I’m sure there will be repercussions.
  28. I lost my job as a pole vaulter. I'll never get over it.
  29. I lost my job as a pet groomer. I couldn’t make heads or tails of it.
  30. I lost my job as a pastry tester. That job was a piece of cake.
  31. I lost my job as a mirror inspector. I could see myself doing that for a long time.
  32. I lost my job as a yoga instructor. I bent over backwards for them.
  33. I lost my job at Dunkin. It’s ok, I was fed up wit
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I saw a robot designed to imitate sibling interaction today! It was lacking in some ways though, so I told the creator what I thought they should do to improve it. They said:

Well, it's only a brototype.

(This joke literally came to me in a dream, I woke up and wrote it down asap. Not sure if it already exists. )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhrilahja
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We got puns, yes we do! We got puns, how about you?! Designed this sticker to cheer us on as we continue to make bad punny art.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aestheticworkshop
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I love wearing well designed hats

They are super visors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
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I have an irrational fear of over-designed buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NosebleedSuicide
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What’s common between mathematicians and fashion designers?

They both use models.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enough0729
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2021
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I considered taking my brother to court over stealing my shrink-ray design...

But I decided to be the bigger man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhodehouse93
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My sister told me to take the spider out instead of killing him......

so we went in a bar, had a few beer's it was fun.. it turns out he was a web designer

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One time the police kicked me out of a big niche event that was displaying figurines for tiny toy towns, and the most fashionable clothes from up and coming designers. The police said β€œyou don’t belong here” and I said β€œwhy don’t I belong here” and they said

Because you’re not a model citizen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/On-Record
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2021
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Have you all seen the new tire designed by Apple?

Instead of being rated for mileage, they’re rated for iRolls (eye rolls).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gc1992
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I saw a spider at the gym.

He said it was leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColinPizza91
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I'm going to design impact proof aquarium glass so the fish aren't bothered by people who don't read the warning signs

It's a relatively untapped market

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
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Who was the first Web designer ever?

Spiderman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MappleSyrup13
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Hey friends! In support of the LGBTQ+ community I wanted to design a punny pride greeting card and I am so happy with how it turned out :D let me know what you think!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limechic
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Apple is designing and building a new vehicle in Russia.

It'll be called the iVan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebocsid
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What fruit was designed to fit in your hand?

A palm-egranate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nopols
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I just got fired from my job as a set designer.

I left without making a scene.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
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Punsmiths, I need you!

Our annual white elephant party is coming, and I want to make a gift for someone named Joel. Last year was a mug with a β€œHoly Joely Christmas” design. What Christmas-themed β€œJoel” puns ya got?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/octoflex717
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Know how do you bring down the price of designer β€œDoodle” dog breeds?

Stop paying for them to get an art degree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReddiTurret
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What is Peter Parker's job besides being Spider-Man?

He's a web designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeremyverburg
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What's did the car designer with ADHD name his first car?

Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irishhooley
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If there was a game about erectile dysfunction it would be designed by

....

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Ubisoft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordnep
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The wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...

So I took him out, we had a few drinks, turns out he's nice guy. He works as a web designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/john_teets
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Why are the electronics for airplanes hard to design?

It's very hard to find good grounding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ap0r
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2021
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Great company. Legs all over the place after a few drinks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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The design subreddits didn't care too much for puns, hope you get a chuckle out of this poster I created. The Talon-ted Ones. Coming to a venue near you.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Memoreyezz
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My son went to school to be a virtual reality game designer.

He never actually did any of his homework

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caverypca
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I designed a new toilet but cannot find anyone to test it out.

No one gives a crap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dansydemansy
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I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.

It was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
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What did the man say about the map with a cool design?

That’s legend-ary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbot-
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All the dad jokes that have made me laugh/breath out my nose since I had my firstborn at the start of 2021

Some of these are border-line uncle jokes. I'm also an uncle. I keep all these jokes in my dadabase. Aka Google notes.

Some of these I got off of podcasts, the dad joke API, some from movies, but most are from this sub. Let me know if you want a source for a joke or if one of them was yours I'll give credit.

It's ok to be Frank with people. Or josh with them. But try not to Rob or Sue them.

What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck

If the USA is so great then why did they make USB?

Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa. Which is strange.
You think he'd be from mad-at-gas-car

How did Jesus keep his abs? Crossfit

What does a Jewish cowboy celebrate Yee-Hanukka

What did the stamp say to the letter Stick with me and you'll go places

I gave my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick She's still not talking to me

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

What word starts with E and ends with E, but only has one letter in it. Envelope βœ‰

Why do people on Athens hate getting up early Because dawn is tough on Grease

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain A purramid

Why do fish like salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze

If april showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? PILGRIMS

Why do cemeteries have fences Because people are dying to get in

Did you know Bruce Lee had a Faster older brother? Sudden lee

Did you know he also had a Vegan brother? Broco lee

Pig black belt in karate Pork chop

How do you put an odd number of sugar cubes in 3 cups of coffee If you have 20 sugar cubes? You have to use all the cubes.

You put 1 in the first cup, one in the second cup, and 18 in the last cup. Because 18 is an odd number of sugar cubes to put on a cup of coffee.

I was going to tell your a joke about Yoga But it's Not working out

What do you do if your wife starts smoking Use some lubricant

did you hear about the woman with 12 breasts? Sounds weird, dozen tit?

What did baby corn say to momma corn ( I got a boy scout selling popcorn to eyeroll me on this one) Where's popcorn

What type of pasta do they serve at a haunted house? Fettuccine Afradio

What do you call a werewolf streamer? Liken subscribe

Why don't Elton John songs have a copyright? You can tell everybody this is your song.

My mom swears up and down cows arent real I was in udder disbelief

Skeleton goes into a bar, he orders a beer and a mop

Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet Because th

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krowvin
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Why couldn't the logo designer get to work?

There was a graphic jam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
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My wife just saw a spider in the house and told me to go kill it…….

I told her couldn’t because he is a famous web designer…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wacey166
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I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...

Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Do you know the name of the knight that designed King Arthur's Round Table?

Sir Cumference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out, had a few drinks, great guy, apparently he's a web designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheep-o-thundaa12
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He’s really talented at his position…

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. Apparently he’s a web designer…

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