A list of puns related to "Designment"
I just can't seem to think of any good ones :-(. Best I got is:
Sign Waves
Sign(2Ply)
Knot on wood
Ideas?
Guess they were the wrong brothers
It's a multistep process with its many ups and downs.
Iβm calling it The Ottoman Empire.
Sir Cumference.
But that didn't work out so we went to plan bee.
My daughter and I have been trading these. Here is our current list - would love to hear more!
Well, it's only a brototype.
(This joke literally came to me in a dream, I woke up and wrote it down asap. Not sure if it already exists. )
They are super visors
It's a complex complex complex.
They both use models.
But I decided to be the bigger man.
so we went in a bar, had a few beer's it was fun.. it turns out he was a web designer
Because youβre not a model citizen.
Instead of being rated for mileage, theyβre rated for iRolls (eye rolls).
He said it was leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg day.
It's a relatively untapped market
Spiderman
It'll be called the iVan.
A palm-egranate
I left without making a scene.
Our annual white elephant party is coming, and I want to make a gift for someone named Joel. Last year was a mug with a βHoly Joely Christmasβ design. What Christmas-themed βJoelβ puns ya got?
Stop paying for them to get an art degree.
He's a web designer
Focus
....
....
Ubisoft
So I took him out, we had a few drinks, turns out he's nice guy. He works as a web designer
It's very hard to find good grounding
He never actually did any of his homework
No one gives a crap.
It was pointless.
Thatβs legend-ary
Some of these are border-line uncle jokes. I'm also an uncle. I keep all these jokes in my dadabase. Aka Google notes.
Some of these I got off of podcasts, the dad joke API, some from movies, but most are from this sub. Let me know if you want a source for a joke or if one of them was yours I'll give credit.
It's ok to be Frank with people. Or josh with them. But try not to Rob or Sue them.
What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck
If the USA is so great then why did they make USB?
Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa. Which is strange.
You think he'd be from mad-at-gas-car
How did Jesus keep his abs? Crossfit
What does a Jewish cowboy celebrate Yee-Hanukka
What did the stamp say to the letter Stick with me and you'll go places
I gave my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick She's still not talking to me
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
What word starts with E and ends with E, but only has one letter in it. Envelope β
Why do people on Athens hate getting up early Because dawn is tough on Grease
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain A purramid
Why do fish like salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze
If april showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? PILGRIMS
Why do cemeteries have fences Because people are dying to get in
Did you know Bruce Lee had a Faster older brother? Sudden lee
Did you know he also had a Vegan brother? Broco lee
Pig black belt in karate Pork chop
How do you put an odd number of sugar cubes in 3 cups of coffee If you have 20 sugar cubes? You have to use all the cubes.
You put 1 in the first cup, one in the second cup, and 18 in the last cup. Because 18 is an odd number of sugar cubes to put on a cup of coffee.
I was going to tell your a joke about Yoga But it's Not working out
What do you do if your wife starts smoking Use some lubricant
did you hear about the woman with 12 breasts? Sounds weird, dozen tit?
What did baby corn say to momma corn ( I got a boy scout selling popcorn to eyeroll me on this one) Where's popcorn
What type of pasta do they serve at a haunted house? Fettuccine Afradio
What do you call a werewolf streamer? Liken subscribe
Why don't Elton John songs have a copyright? You can tell everybody this is your song.
My mom swears up and down cows arent real I was in udder disbelief
Skeleton goes into a bar, he orders a beer and a mop
Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet Because th
... keep reading on reddit β‘There was a graphic jam!
I told her couldnβt because he is a famous web designerβ¦
Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.
Sir Cumference.
Went out, had a few drinks, great guy, apparently he's a web designer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. Apparently heβs a web designerβ¦
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.