[Request] Wooden sign / interior design puns
I just can't seem to think of any good ones :-(. Best I got is:
Sign Waves
Sign(2Ply)
Knot on wood
Ideas?
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︎ Jan 31 2018
I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...
Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Joke from my 10 yr old: How do hobbits judge their designs?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Apple is designing a new car.
But theyβre having trouble installing windows.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
My honest opinion about the future design of the firefox logo
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︎ Feb 23 2021
When graphic designers die...
...they go to Hellvetica.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Because I always take my shit to the next level
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︎ Feb 23 2021
My buddy Neil decided to get into a new kind of business designing keyholes for small houses
So we gave him the nickname shack keyhole Neil
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What do you call a table whose design can be changed at anytime?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what itβs called?
Tellulater.
I had to pull of the road to post this cause Iβve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
An architect designed a bridge but he made a massive mistake.
He couldnβt get over it.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I think the best web designers in the world might be
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Did you know that auditoriums are designed to have sound bounce around to the audience?
This doesnβt happen with pigeons, though. This is because a coo sticks
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.
So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What kind of flooring does the snake-loving architect design all of his homes with?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
How do Jamaicans design their graphics?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?
They are always bragging about their designer jeans
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Web designer
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Design
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︎ Apr 18 2020
What did Velveeta call their new line of designer brand cheese?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I asked my friend "Bro, can you help me designing this pamphlet?"
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I was talking to an interior designer recently, who had just designed Adeles gaming room
She said βAdele was a good person to work for, but we had problems with her computer desk. I put it on one side of the room, and Adele got pretty angry.β
She said Adele replied βNo! I want to play Halo from the other sideβ
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︎ Nov 27 2020
My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.
That well escalated quickly!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
There was an inventor in the late 1800s who despised bells, he designed a device that would eliminate every bell in the world.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize
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︎ Aug 07 2020
βThereβs Bean an Accidentβ β Tee Shirt I Designed
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︎ Aug 30 2020
After many years of designing, the government has released a new type of currency made out of herbs.
They spent a lot of thyme on it, but now it's mint.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"
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︎ Jun 10 2020
Did you hear about the architect who only designed chimney-less homes?
He was Claus-trophobic π
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︎ Aug 21 2020
In my graphic design course, we all had to make typefaces inspired by our favorite US cities, and present them in class.
We all knew that at some point, weβd have to discuss the LA font in the room.
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︎ Aug 14 2020
I recently watched the film Dunkirk on Netflix
I was really disappointed when I found out it wasn't a William Shatner biopic.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
3 engineers were arguing about who designed the human body
1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brainβs complexity
2: youβre wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one
3: youβre both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldnβt be adjacent.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
I hated my System Analysis and Design clasess,
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︎ Aug 27 2020
The villain from 101 Dalmatians made her money from designer chicken houses
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︎ Aug 25 2020
That is a bike I want!!
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Once upon a time in the jungle...
Once upon a time there were numerous tribes in a jungle. Each tribe struggled to survive, and over time and as skills evolved, tribes began to trade goods with each other. One tribe learned the skills of architecture, and traded designs for safe grass houses with neighboring tribes for other necessities, such as food. Over time, the tribe grew quite rich, and without the need for goods the chief of the tribe demanded payment in the form of a tribute, an ornate throne. Over time the number of thrones the chief owned grew more and more numerous, so he had a great multi-story grass house built to store all of his thrones. One day, the weight of the thrones became so much the house collapsed, killing the chief. The moral of the story isβ¦ wait for itβ¦
He who lives in grass houses shouldnβt stow thrones.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
My wife told me to take the spider out
I took him out, and he was a nice guy. Turns out heβs a web designer!
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︎ Feb 04 2021
An architect friend of mine keeps going on and on and on about how he has designed the greatest skyscraper of all time.
But I think he's built it up too much.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Whats a French lingerie designer's favourite animal?
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︎ May 12 2020
I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.
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