Plan pun joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wide-president
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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When quarantine messes up your plans...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blacksneu
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Wasn't really planning on laughing today, til I saw this!! xD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rahs-izdumb
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Your grandparents are planning their funeral arrangements in advance. Grandma wants to be transported in a horse and carriage grandpa wants a Ferrari.

Setting up to be a real race to the finish but I think Grandpa is winning this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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My friend has the perfect plan, he says we can travel to the sun...

We just have to go at night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dsgorman
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Apparently, the producers of The Flintstones were planning to make one final episode where Fred’s brother marries Barney’s brother.

It was cancelled because it was the 60s and Americans weren’t yet ready to have a gay old time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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A friend of mine planned to use balloons to propose to his internet girlfriend, but then they finally met face to face.

He immediately popped the question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I'm planning to open my own healthy food and supplements store.

It's called Swole Foods.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basementmatt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I’m planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannnOfHammm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded β€˜Lola’ and β€˜You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...

I just have to work out a few Kinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Hey what are your plans for Valentine's day? -Us singles be like :
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrevAccountBanned
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My local Waffle House has a new insurance plan.

They're now covered and smothered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdas1996
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I'm planning to implement a new weight-loss method that will require people to wear winter gloves making it harder for them to eat.

I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhnrmn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I’m planning a trip to the Farsi-speaking part of Ontario

I’ve always wanted to visit the Persian Guelph

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuncibleJones
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.

It will be the herd shot 'round the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OccamsBeard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What do you call second thoughts about plans to visit a Native American sanctuary?

A reservation reservation reservation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Always plan ahead
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I don't plan to put up solar panels...

But, if you do, more power to you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Do you know how Thanos came up with his horrible plans?

He’s a stoner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesydoodlers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I recently bought my only Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.

.. just so glad She's now finally independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses.

Then I'll see what happens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kv9109
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corken01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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PA + PN + LA + LN

Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodOldDragon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Have you heard about Amazon’s plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?

They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HandCrimped
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I have a plan to live on two bucks for the whole next year.

Step 1: get a hunting license.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaanold
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I heard someone was planning a murder

I was worried until I found out he was a Crow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dandy_wizard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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People keep saying Trump had planned a coup but...

I considered him more of a sedan-guy with a chauffeur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quisenburg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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My doctor was trying to describe the treatment plan for my frostbite.

I couldn't picture it, so she showed me a faux toe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobclob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Polkageist: Its all going "accordion" to my plan!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphadragoon89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I bought a massive Christmas tree at the weekend. The guy in the store asked "Are you planning on putting it up yourself?"

I said "Nah, I'll probably just put it up in the living room"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kreevbik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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My wife couldn’t believe I took my old high school bully out tonight.

I love being a sniper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badindc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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I finally came up with a plan to get rid of the ice on my driveway

I have it all thawed out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/princess94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Why don’t librarians date coworkers?

Any time they try making plans they’re already booked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomida
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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How do you plan a party in space?

You planet

Courtesy of my 12 year old daughter. So proud!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cantfindacoolnik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?

They agreed it was a naan-starter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crash8308
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Every morning I plan on making pancakes.

But I keep waffling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imholt11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I tried to plan a tour of the worlds oldest library

Unfortunately it was fully booked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I wasn't originally planning on getting a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist.

I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBiff09
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I've been planning meals in advance a lot lately..

..and it has given me food forethought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I told my dad that I was planning to move to the Arctic circle for a few months.

He said, β€œI don’t like your latitude.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I couldn't stop laughing when I heard what they're going to call Biden's healthcare plan.

JoeCare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kellzone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded β€˜Lola’ and β€˜You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...

I just have to work out a few Kinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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I don't plan to put up solar panels.

But if you do, more power to you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses

Then I’ll see what happens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yriahm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I wasn't originally planning to get a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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