Plan pun joke
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︎ Jan 26 2021
When quarantine messes up your plans...
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︎ May 07 2021
Wasn't really planning on laughing today, til I saw this!! xD
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︎ May 02 2021
Your grandparents are planning their funeral arrangements in advance. Grandma wants to be transported in a horse and carriage grandpa wants a Ferrari.
Setting up to be a real race to the finish but I think Grandpa is winning this one.
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︎ May 07 2021
My friend has the perfect plan, he says we can travel to the sun...
We just have to go at night
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︎ May 02 2021
Apparently, the producers of The Flintstones were planning to make one final episode where Fredβs brother marries Barneyβs brother.
It was cancelled because it was the 60s and Americans werenβt yet ready to have a gay old time.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
A friend of mine planned to use balloons to propose to his internet girlfriend, but then they finally met face to face.
He immediately popped the question.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
I'm planning to open my own healthy food and supplements store.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Iβm planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? Iβm going to do personal training for the band that recorded βLolaβ and βYou Really Got Meβ. Itβs a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Hey what are your plans for Valentine's day? -Us singles be like :
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︎ Feb 11 2021
My local Waffle House has a new insurance plan.
They're now covered and smothered.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I'm planning to implement a new weight-loss method that will require people to wear winter gloves making it harder for them to eat.
I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Iβm planning a trip to the Farsi-speaking part of Ontario
Iβve always wanted to visit the Persian Guelph
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.
It will be the herd shot 'round the world.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What do you call second thoughts about plans to visit a Native American sanctuary?
A reservation reservation reservation
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Always plan ahead
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I don't plan to put up solar panels...
But, if you do, more power to you.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Do you know how Thanos came up with his horrible plans?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
I recently bought my only Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.
.. just so glad She's now finally independent.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses.
Then I'll see what happens.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
PA + PN + LA + LN
Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Have you heard about Amazonβs plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?
Theyβre projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I have a plan to live on two bucks for the whole next year.
Step 1: get a hunting license.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I heard someone was planning a murder
I was worried until I found out he was a Crow
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︎ Jan 03 2021
People keep saying Trump had planned a coup but...
I considered him more of a sedan-guy with a chauffeur.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
My doctor was trying to describe the treatment plan for my frostbite.
I couldn't picture it, so she showed me a faux toe.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Polkageist: Its all going "accordion" to my plan!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I bought a massive Christmas tree at the weekend. The guy in the store asked "Are you planning on putting it up yourself?"
I said "Nah, I'll probably just put it up in the living room"
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︎ Nov 25 2020
My wife couldnβt believe I took my old high school bully out tonight.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I finally came up with a plan to get rid of the ice on my driveway
I have it all thawed out.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Why donβt librarians date coworkers?
Any time they try making plans theyβre already booked.
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︎ May 06 2021
How do you plan a party in space?
You planet
Courtesy of my 12 year old daughter. So proud!!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?
They agreed it was a naan-starter
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Every morning I plan on making pancakes.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I tried to plan a tour of the worlds oldest library
Unfortunately it was fully booked
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I wasn't originally planning on getting a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
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︎ Sep 11 2020
I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist.
I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I've been planning meals in advance a lot lately..
..and it has given me food forethought.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I told my dad that I was planning to move to the Arctic circle for a few months.
He said, βI donβt like your latitude.β
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︎ Aug 31 2020
I couldn't stop laughing when I heard what they're going to call Biden's healthcare plan.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. Iβm gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded βLolaβ and βYou Really Got Meβ. Itβs a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I don't plan to put up solar panels.
But if you do, more power to you.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses
Then Iβll see what happens
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︎ Dec 30 2019
I wasn't originally planning to get a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
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︎ Oct 22 2020
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