I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic
Sails should go through the roof
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Iβd love to start a cheese business
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︎ Apr 08 2021
If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.
The name of the business?
"Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I'm trying to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Why did the cow and the horse start a business together?
They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I once tried to start my own table sauce business
But I found I was always playing ketchup
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︎ Jul 24 2020
My kid was trying to start a landscaping business
He just needed some seed funding
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︎ May 16 2020
Did you hear about the cow who dropped out of school to start a computer business?
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︎ Feb 14 2020
What do you call a chef who's looking to start their own business?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
Someone should start a business intelligence non-governmental organization.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins
Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage
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︎ Oct 30 2019
What sort of money do need if you want to start your own landscaping business?
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︎ Jun 13 2017
Daughter: Dad, can my girlfriends and I start a Roofing Business?
Only if you call it "All The Shingle Ladies"
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︎ Aug 18 2019
What do you call it when a group of business executives start a band?
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︎ Aug 25 2018
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
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︎ Mar 23 2019
I want to start a business similar to an ice cream truck, except we sell baked treats and play classic rock'n'roll music...
I'll call it The Rolling Scones.
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︎ Feb 07 2019
I'm going to start a tailoring business called "Seams Legit"
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︎ Mar 06 2013
I tried to start a Velcro business
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︎ Jan 18 2018
Iβve been trying to start a hot air balloon business
I just canβt seem to get it off the ground
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︎ Aug 04 2018
I was going to start an airplane repair business
But Iβm not a good mechanic, so it never took off.
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︎ Jul 15 2018
I tried to start a drone business recently...
We just couldn't get it off the ground.
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︎ Jul 20 2018
What do you call a veterinarian that starts his own business?
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︎ Jan 27 2015
I thought I would start a deep colors business, but then I realized the market was pretty saturated.
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︎ Nov 07 2017
I should start a landscaping business. I'll call it "General Sod"
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︎ Dec 16 2014
Why did the cow and the horse start a business together?
They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
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