I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic

Sails should go through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelthomastr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I’d love to start a cheese business

But I lac-tose funds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaleepoBlues
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.

The name of the business? "Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talbottronious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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I'm trying to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.

Just need help getting it off the ground.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why did the cow and the horse start a business together?

They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?

An entre-manure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onesadbean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I once tried to start my own table sauce business

But I found I was always playing ketchup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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My kid was trying to start a landscaping business

He just needed some seed funding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dashover
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Did you hear about the cow who dropped out of school to start a computer business?

He made lots of moola.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What do you call a chef who's looking to start their own business?

An entree-preneur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBossMan007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Someone should start a business intelligence non-governmental organization.

They can call it BINGO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins

Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What sort of money do need if you want to start your own landscaping business?

A hedge fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TOHSNBN
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2017
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Daughter: Dad, can my girlfriends and I start a Roofing Business?

Only if you call it "All The Shingle Ladies"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What do you call it when a group of business executives start a band?

Linked’in park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotVeryPolitical
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles

I'll call it "Bait and Switch."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepixelcat2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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I want to start a business similar to an ice cream truck, except we sell baked treats and play classic rock'n'roll music...

I'll call it The Rolling Scones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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I'm going to start a tailoring business called "Seams Legit"

It's not a front

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyLaces
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2013
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I tried to start a Velcro business

But it didn't stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteMos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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I’ve been trying to start a hot air balloon business

I just can’t seem to get it off the ground

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerodsanto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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I was going to start an airplane repair business

But I’m not a good mechanic, so it never took off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgytoast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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I tried to start a drone business recently...

We just couldn't get it off the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rawbeenhood
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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What do you call a veterinarian that starts his own business?

An entrepeneuter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ss5gogetunks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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I thought I would start a deep colors business, but then I realized the market was pretty saturated.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubes6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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I should start a landscaping business. I'll call it "General Sod"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcox0001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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Why did the cow and the horse start a business together?

They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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