A list of puns related to "Processioning"
Of corpse, please come to a dead stop.
...I said Pgigadactyls.
I call it βBest bets for vetting vets for vetsβ
Itβs spam
Now all my rooms but the kitchen sync.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
I agreed and wired him the money. Whatβs the wurst that could happen?
I call it the MATT DAEMON!!!
It was on Tombler.
The whole process was riveting
He was missing a key element the whole time
Just to make the cremation process a little bit more interesting.
I said, βActually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.β
Processed meat
Will public opinion sufficiently Schifft through these proceedings??
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
Let's just say...the steaks are high.
When I do its usually a Spam Risk.
Especially if you take them when you are driving.
Data
Step 1: take off your glasses
Step 2: say: 'I'm afraid I can't see you anymore!'
No one can follow my thot process.
Noted researcher Rosemary Fuller was involved in a lab accident today. She's working on the theory that herb-based formulas can actually reverse or accelerate the aging process. Parsley, for example, has been shown to cause rapid aging, and recent efforts have shown good results with oregano-based anti-aging serums. Ms Fuller was, unfortunately, standing near a vat of simmering oregano serum when a nearby researcher nudged her and she fell in! It appeared at first that the anti-aging serum would cause her to de-age down to nothing. Now, though, it looks like she'll be all right. The Parsley's aged Rosemary in time.
See, it's a simple process... just don't pick it up!
Happy cake day to anyone who shares the same as mine!
Me: forget it...its a pain in the ass.
... which is a pain staking process.
It was riveting.
It goes through a jarring process!
When he gets to the place where heβs supposed to pick up his rifle the man tells him thatΒ he just ran out. βIf you need to shoot just say βBANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!'β he says. Bummed out and little confused, the guy moves on to the next areaΒ where heβs supposed to pick up the bayonet. But the next man is out too. βIf you need to stab someone justΒ go, βSTICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!'β he says. Dejected and wondering what the heck he signed up for, the guy jumps into the next truck on its wayΒ to the front where thereβs a battle raging on.
Side by side with the rest of the soldiers in his unit, the guy advances on the enemy position. As soon as he sees the enemy, he shouts, βBANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!!β Amazingly, the enemy soldierΒ drops to the ground. Encouraged by his success he charges the next two enemy soldiers and goes, βSTICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!β They both immediately collapse in front of him. This is incredible, he thinks, Iβve become unstoppable.
So when he sees his next foeΒ way off in the distance, he shouts,Β βBANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!β at him. He waits for him to fall, but nothing happens. The guy charges his unfazedΒ adversaryΒ nextΒ and goes βSTICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!β Again he thinks the man will fall and again nothingΒ happens. βWhy wont you drop?β the guy says. The enemy soldier knocks him down andΒ responds, βTANKITY TANK TANKITY TANK!β
I think I have something here, just need a little help with the ending. This is what I have so far.
In the interrogation room, Joe Ga pleaded with police to let him go. He explained the man they are really after is Joe Ka, who has been systematically committing crimes and calling out his own name in the process knowing how similar they sound.
"This is all just a setup, the real Joe Ka is..."
Me: "Word"
He is called as the MANAGER.
Fooleosis
Iβll be back in a Jif!
Casting Ouch
The process is a little painstaking.
That would be grape.
It's spam.
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