What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to:
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why Do Pilgrim's Pants Always Fall Down?
Because There Buckles Are On There Hats!
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︎ Nov 15 2020
The Pilgrim's Pride CEO plead "not guilty" today in a poultry price-fixing case
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What happened to the pilgrims who were involved in a class action lawsuit.
They reached a settlement.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
In 1590, all of the pilgrims of Roanoke suddenly disappeared without a trace
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Hey son, do you know why the pilgrims ate biscuits at the first Thanksgiving?
Because they had a boatload of May-flour.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Why did the Pilgrimsβ pants keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles were on their hats!
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︎ Nov 21 2018
My 7yr old got me: If the pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be famous for?
Being like 400 years old.
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︎ Nov 27 2015
What kind of car would pilgrims drive today?
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︎ Nov 20 2017
If it's been raining where you live, watch out for pilgrims
It's that time of year; April showers bring Mayflowers
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︎ May 01 2017
What do you call an unfriendly pilgrim?
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︎ Nov 19 2017
What do you call a Pilgrim that drops everything?
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︎ Nov 23 2017
If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Why do we eat pie on Thanksgiving?
Because the pilgrims were pious.
... too bad they weren't Turkish
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credit: my incredibly dad-like friend --
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Looking up at the calendar today, my son asked me, "If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?" I answered, "I don't know, what?"
He laughed and shouted, "Pilgrims!"
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︎ May 01 2020
What are y'all's favorite thanksgiving pun?
I want to impress someone
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︎ Nov 17 2017
A handful of short Thanksgiving Jokes I put together that are worthy for any dad to repeat this upcoming holiday.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
> They suspected fowl play.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
> A poultrygeist!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
> To prove he wasnβt a chicken!
What key wonβt open any door?
> A turkey!
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
> Goblet.
Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?
> A poul-tree.
What happens when youβre too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad?
>They turn into blueberries.
What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?
> Plymouth.
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︎ Nov 14 2017
[Serious] Thank you /r/dadjokes community!
Throwaway since I could be identified if someone tried hard enough.
My father is currently partaking in a long and grueling pilgrimage of over 300 miles on the Notre Dame Trail. The organizers suggested family members write letters to encourage and motivate the pilgrims.
I have chosen to borrow some amazing content from /r/dadjokes to text to my father on a daily basis. He loves to make bad jokes and is often seen laughing at his own puns. He said he tells the jokes to the group every day when they've finished walking and they always get a chuckle from the crowd.
So sincerely, thank you and keep up the good work!
My mother has also joined him for the final 3 days so if anyone has some good, clean mom related dad jokes, feel free to share them with me!
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︎ Aug 25 2017
Oh Turkey Day...
Dad: Do you know why pilgrims pants are always falling down?
Me: No, why?
Dad: Because they wear their belts on their heads!
Me: groan
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︎ Nov 27 2014
I've been a dad for 2 months
My wife: (reading Reddit titles) "TIL The first Native American who met the Pilgrims at Plymouth Colony walked into their encampment and greeted them in English."
Me: "How!?"
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︎ Mar 01 2014
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
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︎ Nov 23 2018
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
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︎ May 07 2020
If April Showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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︎ May 25 2020
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Apr 01 2016
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Mar 23 2019
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
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︎ May 19 2019
April showers, bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Oct 07 2019
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Feb 26 2019
April showers bring may flowers. What do may flowers bring?
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︎ Jun 23 2019
If April Showers Bring May Flowers, What do May Flowers Bring?
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︎ Apr 13 2019
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Jun 09 2018
If April showers bring may flowers, what does a may flower bring?
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︎ Nov 17 2012
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Nov 13 2017
My dad has told this every single may.
If April showers bring may flowers, then what do may flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
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︎ May 09 2014
April showers bring May flowers...
and Mayflowers bring pilgrims.
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︎ Mar 25 2014
April showers bring May flowers...
But May flowers bring...Pilgrims
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