Of corpse, please come to a dead stop.
...I said Pgigadactyls.
I call it “Best bets for vetting vets for vets”
It’s spam
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
Now all my rooms but the kitchen sync.
I agreed and wired him the money. What’s the wurst that could happen?
I call it the MATT DAEMON!!!
It was on Tombler.
Just to make the cremation process a little bit more interesting.
He was missing a key element the whole time
“It’s a growing industry.”
I said, “Actually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.”
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
Will public opinion sufficiently Schifft through these proceedings??
See, it's a simple process... just don't pick it up!
Happy cake day to anyone who shares the same as mine!
Noted researcher Rosemary Fuller was involved in a lab accident today. She's working on the theory that herb-based formulas can actually reverse or accelerate the aging process. Parsley, for example, has been shown to cause rapid aging, and recent efforts have shown good results with oregano-based anti-aging serums. Ms Fuller was, unfortunately, standing near a vat of simmering oregano serum when a nearby researcher nudged her and she fell in! It appeared at first that the anti-aging serum would cause her to de-age down to nothing. Now, though, it looks like she'll be all right. The Parsley's aged Rosemary in time.
Let's just say...the steaks are high.
Data
... which is a pain staking process.
When I do its usually a Spam Risk.
It goes through a jarring process!
Especially if you take them when you are driving.
I think I have something here, just need a little help with the ending. This is what I have so far.
In the interrogation room, Joe Ga pleaded with police to let him go. He explained the man they are really after is Joe Ka, who has been systematically committing crimes and calling out his own name in the process knowing how similar they sound.
"This is all just a setup, the real Joe Ka is..."
Step 1: take off your glasses
Step 2: say: 'I'm afraid I can't see you anymore!'
No one can follow my thot process.
Me: forget it...its a pain in the ass.
It was riveting.
When he gets to the place where he’s supposed to pick up his rifle the man tells him that he just ran out. “If you need to shoot just say ‘BANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!'” he says. Bummed out and little confused, the guy moves on to the next area where he’s supposed to pick up the bayonet. But the next man is out too. “If you need to stab someone just go, ‘STICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!'” he says. Dejected and wondering what the heck he signed up for, the guy jumps into the next truck on its way to the front where there’s a battle raging on.
Side by side with the rest of the soldiers in his unit, the guy advances on the enemy position. As soon as he sees the enemy, he shouts, “BANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!!” Amazingly, the enemy soldier drops to the ground. Encouraged by his success he charges the next two enemy soldiers and goes, “STICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!” They both immediately collapse in front of him. This is incredible, he thinks, I’ve become unstoppable.
So when he sees his next foe way off in the distance, he shouts, “BANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!” at him. He waits for him to fall, but nothing happens. The guy charges his unfazed adversary next and goes “STICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!” Again he thinks the man will fall and again nothing happens. “Why wont you drop?” the guy says. The enemy soldier knocks him down and responds, “TANKITY TANK TANKITY TANK!”
Me: "Word"
Fooleosis
He is called as the MANAGER.
Casting Ouch
...He burped 7 up
The process is a little painstaking.
That would be grape.
It's spam.
I said, "The process is the same. They just have tiny clothes"
... offering processed pork, gelatine and salt in a can. If you get this email, don't open it. It's spam.
