A list of puns related to "Floyd"
but it's beaten me, I've hit a wall
I think I'll skip to track 2 now.
I think Iβll call it the dark side of the spoon.
It was bignomeial.
Courtesy of my dad.
My wife and I were sitting outside last night and it's been really cold here for the month of May. We live in Floyd County, Indiana.
Wife: "It sure is cold for the month of May."
Me:" Must be this weather in Floyd County during the month of May. I guess you could call it "Floyd Mayweather".....
But I don't think I need anything at all.
Folsom Prism Blues
Snog rock.
(An actual joke by my dad)
Their biggest hit was the wall.
May weather
Iβve been looking to get some masonry work done on a garden boundary outside my house, but the last builder I used ripped me off. He turned up with Pink Floyd blasting on his radio, laid one stone and then left, and he hasnβt been seen since.
Iβm a bit disappointed by it, but all in all itβs just another brick in the wall...
Me: didn't uncle Floyd own a dairy farm?
Mom: It was his parents but they sold it for around 3 million dollars.
Me: Wow, thats a real cash cow.
Dad begins laughing from the other room
I can't jelly out to Pink Floyd!
Kids are playing Minecraft, I'm playing random stuff in iTunes:
Daughter: Oh, is this Another Brick in the Wall?
Me: Yep! Pink Floyd.
Son: So is this...
I look over and he has this shit eating grin on his face and is literally laying a brick wall in Minecraft.
Daughter and I roll our eyes and look back at our screens. I'm so proud right now though :)
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