Flip flops are fun. Every time you take a step....

....it's like a high five for your foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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i once attended a black-tie affair in flip-flops

it was quite the sandal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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My wife yelled, β€œHey, the sun’s coming out!” So I wore my shorts and flip flops and came downstairs.

Found my son holding hand with his boyfriend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Why don't cows wear flip flops?

They lactose.

Edit test.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derawin07
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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Fish flops
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NigGorilla666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What kind of chips wear flip-flops?

Free-toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lzink2244
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Did you hear that the new Kirby game was a flop?

Yeah, people said it really sucked..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sub_Urban_Skunk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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I was walking backwards in flip flops

And they went pilf spolf.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Lost a flip flop once ...

Went to replace it and was told they are only sold in pairs ... I've bought hundreds of those damn fruits and have yet to get my other flip flop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theb1zzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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why can't cows wear flip-flops?

because they lactose

(they lack toes. because they have hooves) (get it??)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagemayor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2016
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My wife texted me, saying my puppy ate one of my flip flops...

Guess I'll just have to flip hop when I get home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunstoned1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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My girlfriend just beat an ant to death with her flip flop.

It was a summery execution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrossSA
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2015
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Man with 2 left feet goes into a shoe store and asks....

"Do you sell flop flops?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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A woman with two left feet walks into a shoe store

She asks the manager, "excuse me, do you have any flop-flops?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bowmbaclott
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I've invented a sandal for one legged people...

It was a flop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I went to the local petrol station

There was nothing coming out of the nozzle. I walked to the kiosk and i said, have you got your pumps on? He said, no, I'm wearing flip-flops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/northernsou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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A lot of people think Waterworld flopped

But it was a big hit overseas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBTAHole
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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My 8 year old brother made this one: How does the fish cross the road?

It wears flip FLOPS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditSinn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I made a joke about Captain Hook finally winning, but it flopped

Apparently some people don't like dead pan humor

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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What is a pirates favourite musical note?

The high C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rimjobsarentbad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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A man walks into a fishmonger with a trout flopping back and forth under his arm and asks "Do you do fishcakes?"

Pointing at the fish, "Cos it's his birthday."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skubbags
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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What shoe can’t make up its mind?

Flip flops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbortedMunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Not a huge fan, to be honest.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fiveminded
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2017
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I'd make a Texas holdem joke

But I think it would be a flop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I called work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough."

He said, "You have a wee cough?"

I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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There was a film made about Dick Fosbury's high jump technique

It was a flop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gc1998
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Wife told me to say something if I stopped to look at stuff while shopping.

β€œSomething!”, I yelled at her. Warning: use at your own risk. I was smacked with a flip flop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kranolta-Killer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Doctor Vist

A guy is going to see his shrink. when he gets there, just outside the door he strips down, gets butt naked & raps himself in suran wrap, then walks in/hops in, & goes & flops on the couch & says alright doc im ready! doc turns around, thinks for a minute, & says alright i can clearly see--- your nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/outofoffice247
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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What species of fish has hair?

Hairing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FishyFishermen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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Two wrongs don't make a right.

But, two Wrights make an airplane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BearcatChemist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.

It was a flop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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So I was tired after a long day...

So as soon as I got home, I flopped onto a couch, and slept for an hour or two with my arm under a textured pillow. When I woke up, the texture left the textured markings on my arm. So I showed my brother, and he said β€œyou have weird sleeping patterns”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M3lon_Lord
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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What do you call a French man wearing sandal's?

Philippe flop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alice7586
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I’m at a shoe store, but I can’t decide what shoes I want.

I just keep flip-flopping!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_Muffins
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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This is so profoundly stupid imgur.com/gallery/hBXt5i6…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finn_MacCool
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2015
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What do indecisive people wear?

Flip flops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zanman28
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Hillary CLinton is getting ready for the summer

she loves flip flop season

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbsquatch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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Why don't cows wear flip flops?

They lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Antisceptic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2017
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A man with two left feet walks into a shoe store:

"Excuse me do you sell flip flips?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_biggyeeeet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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A man with 2 left feet walks into a shoe store and asks...

"Do you sell flip flips?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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