I was brewing my first batch of beer with a friend and he told me to add the seed cones that are used primarily as a bittering, flavoring, and stability agents.
My mom started a factory that produces chewing gum flavoring. She got rich.
I'm testing how long until my gum runs out of flavor,
Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.
They prided themselves in their stock options.
My pharmacist asked how my medication was flavored.
So I gave him a taste of his own medicine.
What’s a scientist’s favorite flavor of gum?
When does bubble gum have no flavor?
What flavor of cake do rich people enjoy the most?
When asked whether his former coach liked artificially flavored sugary soft drinks, Lionel Messi replied
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips.
The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”
Do you know why these are MY cheese flavored chips?
Because they're Nacho Cheese Doritos!
Kid: Hey dad what flavor are those chips you are eating?
A kid says to his dad: "Hey dad what flavor are those chips you are eating?"
Dad: "My chips!"
Kid: "OK. But, what flavor are those chips?"
Dad: "My chips!"
Kid: "Seriously dad, what flavor are those chips?"
Dad reaches down, grabs the bag of chips, holds them up, points at the label and says: "I said they were my chips. See it says clearly on the bag Nachos."
hen you want to add some flavor to your sex life [OC]
I was whipping up some pesto when I realized I was out of an herb to add flavor. Luckily, my son's guitar was handy....
I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.
My 4yo daughter was playing ice cream shop, pretending that little pieces of chalk were the ice cream flavors. She asked me what flavor I wanted
many flavors of shredded cheeses
My friend showed me his plan to get and drink a frozen carbonated beverage available in fruit and soda flavors.
"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.
What's a vampire's favorite ice-cream flavor?
I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.
I’ll call them pre dick a-mints
I was playing Mario Cart today, looked at Toad and thought...
Ya know what, he looks like a really fun guy.
fun guy
fungi
As best man at my brother's wedding, I gave the couple a bread basket with a champagne flavored jam...
They seemed to enjoy my wedding toast.
I made dinner last night but it was late and lacked flavor.
I guess I lost track of the thyme.
Just made this up: Son, do you know what's my favorite tea flavor?
I threw a party when I got a job in genetics and of course, served a chewy fruit dish with a charcoal flavor...
The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.
What do you get when you cross Hannibal Lectar and Pamela Anderson
What do you call a pie that you don’t know the flavor of?
If Sounds had a Flavor to them...
People would end up with Different Tastes in Music.
What do you call a slice of cheese flavored pastry?
What is a crow’s favorite flavor of cookie?
Wintergreen flavored prophylactics
What does a condiment wizard perform?
Two great Nations shared some Yogurt flavors the other day...
It was mostly a cultural exchange.
What's a dogs favorite flavor of gum?
I don't understand why Americans spell 'Flavour' as 'Flavor' or 'Colour' as 'Color'
Employees at the ice cream shop were very knowledgeable about new flavors coming out...
They had the inside scoop
I wanted to add some flavor to the food I was making.
Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?
There is so much more flavor that way, It’s really a game changer.
What is a bodybuilder's favorite flavor of gum?
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies
“sorry mate we only do plain.”
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