A flagged pun [humble recreation]
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I once tried to drive my Toyota Corolla with a stick shift on the Autobahn, but German authorities flagged me down and informed me that was illegal...
So I drove down the manualbahn instead.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
This post is flagged
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︎ Oct 11 2014
Flag puns!
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Everyone knows that Switzerland's flag is a big plus.
But damn.
Japan's flag is spot on.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I ended things with my communist girlfriend.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
NASCAR bans the confederate flag?
Finally a turn in the right direction.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
My church gives away pointy flags to those who ask forgiveness from a priest...
You should go there if you seek pennants.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
The flag is not the only reason to move to Switzerland
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︎ Oct 30 2020
I learned that my partner was a communist.
To me, that's a huge red flag!
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︎ Jun 08 2021
The biggest red flag
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︎ Dec 21 2019
When you're in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil.
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis."
Edit: Thanks for the Platinum stranger! Wow!
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︎ Aug 26 2019
I can't believe I just dated a german nationalist! But I guess it's obvious, looking back on it
I mean, there were red flags all over the place
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︎ May 09 2021
[META] Could we get some moderation in this sub?
In my eyes, this sub has a serious problem with non-dadjoke posts. Sub-reddit rule #1 is "Jokes must be dad jokes.". What good are the rules if they aren't enforced? I do realize that what constitutes a dadjoke might not be clarely defined, but we get a lot of posts that are marked nsfw. That's a "This is not a dadjoke"-flag. Why not start with removing nsfw posts?
PS: Why do we have rule #6? It is not possible for a dadjoke to be nsfw, so it should never be relevant.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
wish all red flags were as obvious as those
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know either, but the flag is a big plus.
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︎ May 23 2021
Pulled this off on my friend Lmao
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︎ Oct 29 2020
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︎ Jan 07 2019
A joke about communism isnβt funny unless...
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Does this pun believe here ?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
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︎ Aug 22 2020
I used to date someone with a communist flag on their wall.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
But if they have a Switzerland flag, that's a big plus
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︎ Nov 28 2018
I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist.
I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I tried dating a communist, but it didnβt work out.
There were too many red flags.
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Why is the Norwegian flag having trust issues?
Itβs been double crossed so many times.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Nathan W. Pyle is one of my favorite artists.
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︎ May 22 2020
You should not date an American woman if she hangs the flag of China in her bedroom
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︎ Apr 12 2020
this is a real red flag for me!
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︎ Dec 17 2019
Should be the actual flag
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︎ Dec 20 2019
I got a new flag at the hardware store yesterday
Itβs one of those you push in the ground on your lawn. When I put it in (thatβs what she said), I remembered that flags are being flown at half mast.
So I pushed it in a little farther.
No one laughed harder about that than I did at the time and I just wanted to share with you all.
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︎ May 24 2020
My friend decided to make a Finnish flag.
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Went to my dateβs house after dinner last night and saw she had a Soviet flag covering the entire wall
I knew that was a big red flag
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︎ Dec 28 2019
How do you get a one-armed man down from a flag pole?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Flag of the Paypal States.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Did you know the flag of Japan is actually a pie chart?
Of how much of Japan is Japan.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
In my opinion it's the flag, it's a great plus.
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︎ May 15 2021
If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know but their flag is a big plus
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︎ May 04 2021
I really like Switzerland
and the flag is a big plus too.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know. But the flag is a big plus.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
What's the most positive thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know but the flag is a big plus.
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Best thing about immigrating to Switzerland?
Well for starters the flag is a big plus...
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Whatβs the advantage of living in Switzerland?
Well, the flag is a big plus.
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