Everybody
The dentist.
Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.
....so I can see my wife having a headache.
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute and when I came out, I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a slight limp...
That was uplifting news
Turns out, he was resting in peas.
I said, “Sorry about the repost.”
Thread Flinstone
Riveting!
He wouldn’t accept any compensation. Called it our house warming gift.
Debrie was everywhere!
...it looks spack-tacular.
...Finally got to the base of the problem.
Now I’m a NecGnomancer
It was uncalled for.
The store’s manager told me that I bought a one night stand.
Guess you could call it a screen resolution.
Queue me enthusiastically from my desk, “so what you’re saying is, you saw’ved all their problems?!”
They hate my humor.
I think that's natural seal action.
I said "wow you found a cure for blindness?!"
She said "no i got them to work."
I said "isnt that slavery?!"
Its the only place to find a good Cairopracter.
"I stand corrected."
I don’t get it, they were never broken in the first place.
This is truly a watershed moment!
But you would just see "RE-POST"
Beep repaired!
I made my motherboard.
And he said "oh! I didn't know she was broken. Have you tried plugging her in?"
Gaseous Clay.
"I fixed the vacuum today. It works great now, but it really sucks"
I went over to my dads house today and he told me this joke right before i went home. I thought it was funny and worth sharing
*My car broke down....stupid Autocorrect
Everybody
Everybody.
Everybody.
Everybody.
"Beep repaired."
The dentist!
BEEP REPAIRED
