What do you call the space between a super models boobs?
I had to take my Model S in for service yesterday. I could hear loud roars coming from underneath the car.
Tesla said it was normal and coming from the Li- Ion battery.
Vaccine side effects
One of the common side effects of the COVID vaccine is pain caused by swollen lymph nodes.
I don't know about you, but they are really getting on my nerves.
It was a tough job to get Big Ben fixed in time to go "bong" for the new year.
They had to work around the clock!
My 5 year old got me today!! How do you fix a pumpkin?
What are the side effects of diarrhea?
No side effects only rear ones.
Who can drink 5L of petrol with no effect?
I had to fix my broken window yesterday and I cut myself on the old glass.
My buddy found a bike in the trash and fixed it up like new
Did you know Tesla came out with a model exclusively in Canada?
Stayed home to get my dishwasher fixed
I’d hate to have another kid.
Money is fixing to be tight for me
I don't get paid until next year!
Some neighborhood kids smashed my jack-o-lantern, but don’t worry I fixed it…
What do plumbers say every time they fix a burst pipe?
Every field has its ethical debates, law enforcement has to ask which is worse, planting evidence or letting them walk? Pharmacists have to ask which is more important, extra income or being fully transparent with side effects. But geologists?
They’re sometimes stuck between a rock and a hard place
What is the average medical effectiveness of N2O called?
There was a man fixing a sewer hatch outside my building today, I walked past expecting a catcall or wolf whistle and to my surprise he politely wished me a good day.
Must have been a civil engineer.
The last Dolphins game was FIXED!!!
They fumbled on porpoise.
A bunch of mathematicians came up with a model for predicting if people would start dancing when they became intoxicated
They named it the Alcorythm
Why do are Instagram models always getting sick?
Because they're influenzas
What do you call someone who makes sound effects when they urinate?
Have you heard about the new study of the effect of alcohol on coordination?
The results are staggering.
Have you heard about the new RPG where the time is fixed at 6:00 AM?
It has a lot of dawn time.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Keeping tropical fish at home can cause a calming effect of the brain.
This morning on the highway my SO and I were overtaken by a car with the same model and color as ours, so I said:
I'm afraid we are getting ahead of ourselves.
Two atoms are sitting at a bar...
Atom 1: Oh, no! I dropped an electron!
Atom 2: Wait, are you sure??
Atom 1: I'm positive!
True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
I’m working on a study that measures the effectiveness of using different kinds of knives to cut pumpkin stems from plants grown in prisons.
It’s cutting-edge stem cell research.
Gandhi walked everywhere barefoot, fasted often which effected his health and had a weird diet which effected his breath.
He was a... super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
How do you fix a hole in a jack-o'-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
... Look, it's spooky season. Going for thematic rather than good 😉
What are the effects on your teeth of eating too many Danish pastries?
Find out on our site, www.tooth.dk
Why do Tesla's cost so much?
Because they charge a lot.
How do you fix a dry joke without watering it down?
What does a plumber say after fixing a flush?
Why are the special effects of Friday the thirteenth so cheap?
Because the budget was slashed
Worked all day on fixing my muffler.
If Tesla made a gun, what would it be called?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern
With a pumpkin patch
Credits to my 9yo son
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain
Due to all the indoor fins
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
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