One fish turns to another and says βive been a carpenter all my life... but the βenterβ is silentβ
What did the fish say afer bumping into a wall
Damn
So we did it squid pro quo
i cracked open a can of tuna earlier and got fish juice in my eyes. now i seafood.
Fish Fillet
Reporter goes to a brand new fish farm. The owner is showing her around. "These are our salmon, our trout are over there..." As the owner is speaking, reporter trips & her billfold falls into the nearest tank. It floats away, carried by the artificial current.
Reporter asks if the owner has a pool skimmer or something. Owner proudly says "No need, just watch - these fish are smart!"
Reporter watches as her billfold pops above the surface on the nose of a fish. The wallet is then tossed up, and another catches it.
This goes on until the last fish tosses the lost leather case into the reporter's hands. "That's amazing," she says.
Owner grins & says "Yep! We're proud of our carp-to-carp walleting!"
"I sea," said Aquaman
So I'm fishy?! So sushi!
Trying to come up with a joke based on fish polluting the ocean by pooping in it. Haven't come up with anything but the punch line yet. Bass turds!
A father fish has a bad habit of disowning his son every winter..... . . . . . . Because its the wrong sea son.
Salmon once told me that if you can carry a tuna you can be a star - fish aside, it's best not to have a weight and sea approach. Start to give a carp about your jib, carefullly line up your ducks in a roe and when the opportunity comes you'll be reeling! Always remember to never do anything just for the Halibut!
I work in sales and a man with the last name 'Salmon' ordered some goods from us, his Credit Card payment wasn't passing our credit rating. He asked me for some help and I said 'I dolphinately haven't seen anything this fishy in a whale'
He chuckled to himself and asked me 'Did you just make a fish pun on porpoise?'
Who know there were so many dad's out there!
There is dolphin-nity something wrong with it.
Watching Come Dine with Me with my SO, the contestant is cooking Seabass and she starts telling me about her love for seafood.
I, on the other hand, am not so keen. So I told her 'I'll bass on the seafood thanks."
She wasn't impressed, but I was, so it's fine.
