If you guys sea any fishy puns.... let minnow.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingPufflePuff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2018
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How good are those fishy puns, on a scale from 1-10?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/00eleven
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2020
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Wisconsin Fishing thread turns into fishy pun thread. reddit.com/r/wisconsin/co…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/atomic1fire
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29 2012
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There's something fishy about this photo.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/writtey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2020
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Sounds fishy

What did the fish say afer bumping into a wall

Damn

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/b3ni3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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A Fishy Day

i cracked open a can of tuna earlier and got fish juice in my eyes. now i seafood.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jrexx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2020
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My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.

So we did it squid pro quo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2020
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What do you call a dead chef that was acting fishy?

Fish Fillet

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2020
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Fishy story
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MostExpensiveThing
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2020
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Something seems fishy...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ItgsOwen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2020
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Not going to that restaurant for sushi, it seems kinda fishy.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2019
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Very fishy

Reporter goes to a brand new fish farm. The owner is showing her around. "These are our salmon, our trout are over there..." As the owner is speaking, reporter trips & her billfold falls into the nearest tank. It floats away, carried by the artificial current.

Reporter asks if the owner has a pool skimmer or something. Owner proudly says "No need, just watch - these fish are smart!"

Reporter watches as her billfold pops above the surface on the nose of a fish. The wallet is then tossed up, and another catches it.

This goes on until the last fish tosses the lost leather case into the reporter's hands. "That's amazing," she says.

Owner grins & says "Yep! We're proud of our carp-to-carp walleting!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/earthwulf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2020
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Something something fishy
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doesnotmatter1235
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28 2019
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So we gonna kill fish to make bioplastics, so that fish don't die eating regular plastics. Somethings fishy about this whole thing. youtu.be/AHKaChoCDW8
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DimLight95
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2019
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Something seems fishy about this floor...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/somniard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28 2019
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Something's a little fishy here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/not_my_wig
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2017
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"We don't need a fishy super hero!" The land locked victims exclaimed.

"I sea," said Aquaman

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2019
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Hmm something’s fishy
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr-Pinetree
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2019
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Fishy
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BoiBotEXE
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2019
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I don’t know guys....its smells kinda fishy.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Levsi09
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2018
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I knew something was a little fishy when I went outside.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xerxiz32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2019
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I don't like this fishy business
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1_hele_euro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2019
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This post seems fishy... (source: r/jokes)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DragonDSX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2019
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My daughter told me i was acting fishy...

So I'm fishy?! So sushi!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dark_crystalxX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2019
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This one's a bit fishy
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/observer2017
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2019
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I knew there was something fishy about it
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MaukasII
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2018
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Fishy
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GeneralJon123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2018
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Something fishy about the tag line of this BBC News article...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WinstonRaymond
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2017
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Fishy..

Trying to come up with a joke based on fish polluting the ocean by pooping in it. Haven't come up with anything but the punch line yet. Bass turds!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VolkRevel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2019
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Something smells fishy here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FascinatedBox
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2018
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There's something fishy about this guitar but I'm hooked! imgur.com/gallery/gNd4Fib
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/phat1369
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2018
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Fishy fish

A father fish has a bad habit of disowning his son every winter..... . . . . . . Because its the wrong sea son.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JayTee2459
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2018
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"The Codfather" caught baiting regulators with his fishy business practices thefern.org/ag_insider/co…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elle_bee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2017
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Something is fishy about these puns... punreal.com/fish-puns/
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BrainofJT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2017
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A Fishy Tale.

Salmon once told me that if you can carry a tuna you can be a star - fish aside, it's best not to have a weight and sea approach. Start to give a carp about your jib, carefullly line up your ducks in a roe and when the opportunity comes you'll be reeling! Always remember to never do anything just for the Halibut!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/turddicken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2015
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Fishy Business
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dripped_out
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Dad joked a fishy customer and got dad joked in return.

I work in sales and a man with the last name 'Salmon' ordered some goods from us, his Credit Card payment wasn't passing our credit rating. He asked me for some help and I said 'I dolphinately haven't seen anything this fishy in a whale'

He chuckled to himself and asked me 'Did you just make a fish pun on porpoise?'

Who know there were so many dad's out there!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HarryGoLocky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2014
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This water tastes fishy.

There is dolphin-nity something wrong with it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cheeserox3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2015
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Seems a little fishy

Watching Come Dine with Me with my SO, the contestant is cooking Seabass and she starts telling me about her love for seafood.

I, on the other hand, am not so keen. So I told her 'I'll bass on the seafood thanks."

She wasn't impressed, but I was, so it's fine.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bell-91
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