Fish Pond Puns

A list of puns related to "Fish Pond"

What do you call a fake pond fish?

A dekoi.

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👤︎ u/dumb-reply
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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Did you hear about the thief who jumped into the fish pond?

People said he was very coy

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👤︎ u/abdic8
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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I showed my friend my pond, including the best fishing spots and the place where the bank drops off...

I wish the First National would stop sending their packages to my pond's address...

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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I was gardening with my son...

We were digging out where the fish pond was going to be, and he went to get his sister to help because it was "fun for the HOLE family"

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👤︎ u/DivinePrinterGod
📅︎ Sep 28 2016
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Got my fiancé at the zoo today

He was looking in a pond for fishes and found one, but the poor guy was all alone! So my fiancé said, "hey little fishy why are you by yourself?" And I said, "well, there's no school on Sundays"

He just stared at me and shook his head :)

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👤︎ u/eforemergency
📅︎ Mar 27 2016
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On a fishing trip

Dad and I went fishing for the first time in a while at a nearby pond. Suddenly he starts screaming about something and I ask him what was wrong, and he replies: kelp, kelp, call the carps!

Grooooan

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👤︎ u/Ezdoesit1
📅︎ Oct 14 2014
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