For all the time they spend in a school, you'd think that fish are really smart.
But it turns out, they're all below C level.
2 fish are in a tank
One says to the other. How do we drive this thing
So there's two fish in a tank, one says ...
There was a fight in the fish and chip shop
Two fish in a tank
One says to the other "do you know how to fire the big gun?"
It took me 20 minutes to find the mollusk in my fish tank
It was very well clamoflaged
Two goldfish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says
How the heck do we drive this thing?
Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
Because they don't have pockets.
What do you call the dumbest fish in a school?
What do you call a fish that is in prison?
My uncle is really good at fishing. He always knows exactly what kind of worm to put on his fishing hook, in order to catch the desired kind of fish.
One might say he is a master baiter.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
“Poor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
2 fish in a tank
One turns to the other and says:
“You drive and I’ll man the guns”
Why do fish swim in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze
I once caught a fish with a hundred dollar bill in its mouth.
I know this story may sound a little fishy, some of you may even consider it a whale of a tale, but if you take it in tide I’m sure you’ll sea the porpoise isn’t me just beingkoi or * squidding* around or fishing for attention; it was shrimply an act of cod that I’m hooked on sharing with others. If it reely makes anyone crabby or puts me on thin ice, just let minnow and I’ll gladly clam up. I’d hate to see this sub flounder or take a dive because of my own shellfish ambitions.
Have you ever seen fish in jobs?
No, but i have seen them in schools
What does a manager in New England and a fish have in common?
Last night, in bed, my wife asked me to put fresh fish and herbs on her.
I said, "There's a thyme and a plaice for that sort of thing."
What do you call 5 fish cut in half ?
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain because...
What Fish work in hospitals?
I almost caught a fish today, but my fishing pole wouldn’t pull it in properly.
It was a reel bad situation.
I was queuing up to get into the supermarket yesterday. Dwayne Johnson was in front of me. Behind me was a fish holding the trolley above his head!
I was between The Rock and a hard Plaice
Why couldn't Flipper karate chop a fish in two?
A local man was causing a disturbance in town because he stunk like fish.
He was reeking haddock on the neighborhood.
Yesterday, I caught a fish, but then I threw it back in the water
It was Throwback Thursday
There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.
It’s called the Redundant-Sea.
What's it called when you're reeling in a fish you've just caught, and another one comes along and eats it?
Aquaman has plenty of fish in the sea.
Although he's not dating currently.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because if they lived in pepper water, they would sneeze.
What do my enemies and my fish have in common?
Ordered some bass in a restaurant, but I had to return it because the fish they gave me was full of diarrhea
Two fish are in a tank....
One says to the other, “You know how to drive this thing?”
two fish are in a tank
one turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing"?
Two fish in a tank and one says:
“How do you drive this thing?”
Two fish in a tank , one says to the other ...
“ How’d you start this thing up ?”
Two fish are in a tank
One says, “How the hell do we drive this thing?!”
There where two fish in a tank
One turned the other "how do you drive this thing?"
Two fish are in a tank
One turns to the other and says "How do we drive this thing?"
There are two fish in a tank
One says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
Two fish are in a tank
One says to the other: do you have any idea how to drive this thing?
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Two gold fish are in a tank, One says to the other
"How do you drive this thing?"
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?
There's these 3 fish in a tank. One fish asks the other two,
"hey, how do you drive this thing?"
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