Fish Gill Puns

A list of puns related to "Fish Gill"

A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, “What’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,

“Currently”

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👤︎ u/axolitl-nicerpls
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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What do you call a Fish convicted of Murder? GILL-ty
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👤︎ u/JemCrew
📅︎ Sep 10 2017
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A fish goes to court for murder

The fish is found “gill”ty

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👤︎ u/26SobbingHorses
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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Two lawyers were comparing clients.

The first one claims his client is trapped in a penny. Answering the second lawyer's confused look, he says, "My client is in a cent."

the second lawyer nods, then says, "Well. My client is a fish head steeped in hot water. You could say he's gill tea."

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👤︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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