There was a 6 fingered man that everyone kept calling Tommy. Why?
What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
What has 5 fingers, but isn't your hand?
I broke a finger today.
Well, on the other hand, I'm okay.
I hurt my finger playing Minecraft
It’s okay. Just a minor injury
What did the electrician say when his kid stuck his finger in the socket?
If given the choice of which part of your face to insert a finger,
Would you pick your nose?
Why would a Proctologist use 2 fingers during an exam?
Why did the musician go to jail?
I was trying to learn how to snap my fingers...
You’re not just pulling a finger...
You’re priming a joke machine!
If a gardener has green fingers what does a hacker have?
But dad, Tommy's father lets him eat his fries with his fingers!
He's wrong, son. The fingers should be eaten separately.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says
What did the thumb say to the finger?
I cut my finger chopping cheese
but I think that I may have grater problems.
My wife asked me if I could sing all the songs from the Shrek soundtrack. I said "No, just some."
"... BODY once told me..."
My daughter broke her finger today,
but on the other hand she was completely fine.
What do you call an extra finger?
I don’t know, but you can always count on it more than the others.
How many fingers does it take to make an octopus laugh?
"There are five types of people..." *holds up two fingers *
Those who understand roman numerals, and those who don't...
What do you call an artist with brown fingers ?
A friend of mine cut his finger off at work...
I suppose he'll be getting severance pay.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers.
"I'll take 5 beers, please " he said.
What works faster than a calculator?
I have a scar from an axe on my finger
Why did the baker have brown fingers?
There is nothing stronger than a finger gun...
"Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing." I said to my wife.
She said, "Wear your own then, dickhead."
Cut my finger while I was baking ...
You can't get blood out of a scone.
don't stick your finger in crazy
I tried finger food for the first time
Luckily I only used five so I could still hold it
If I had known I had ketchup on my fingers, I wouldn't have rubbed my eyes.
“I trust my fingers alot!”
Because i can count on them............
Broke ny finger today
On the other hand i am ok
What is the opposite of lady fingers?
What's the opposite of Lady Fingers?
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, I'm okay.
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand I'm ok.
I just broke my finger...
But on the other hand, I’m okay.
What is the opposite of lady fingers?
What’s the opposite of lady fingers?
What’s the opposite of Lady Fingers?
What’s the opposite of lady fingers?
What’s the opposite of lady fingers
A Roman man walks into a bar and extends his index and middle fingers and says...
"I'll have 5 beers please"
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