A list of puns related to "Financial Advisor"
..”Why did you buy so many DVDs of the same movie?”
He couldn’t lift a mountain, but he could budget.
One time a contractor approached me and asked if I wanted to buy some panzers that his company built.
I considered it for a while but remembered that the air force needed to get new fighter jets.
I turn back to the contractor and say, “sorry, but we just don’t have enough room in the budget. Thanks but no tanks.”
An income-poop
He told me to put my retirement money in a David Lee Roth IRA
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