Fin Fish Puns

A list of puns related to "Fin Fish"

A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, “What’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,

“Currently”

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👤︎ u/axolitl-nicerpls
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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Apparently, when hungry, wild goldfish will attack any other sea creature to steal their food, except for large fish with fins.

Because then they'd they'd be jumping the shark.

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👤︎ u/MightyOtaku
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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A suspicious looking spacecraft landed on Earth to bring back to life ray-finned fish. But one spacecraft wasn't sufficient, so more arrived.

I think it was extra to restore eels

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ May 01 2020
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Where do fishes keep their money?

A river bank

From my son (4)

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👤︎ u/Scottchy2
📅︎ Oct 25 2021
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3 fish walking on the sea floor
  1. fish 1 turns to a nearby restaurant and asks: shell we eat here?
    fish 3 says: is it even good tho?
    fish 1 then says: yeah its good, ive haddock with fish 2 before its a very good plaice.
    fish 2 says: yeah that plaice is good, when i first took a bite of the food, i let out a huge, oh my cod!
    fish 3 says: i trout that tho it seems kinda fishy, arowana eat at this restaurant. halibut that one? i had it with a large grouper before. ive even met the gill of my breams before!
    fish 1 says: oh sure! i dont mind.
    fish 3 says: there is a caviar tho, its very expensive and of-fish-al.
    fish 2 says: oh for heavens hake! you know we dont have the money for that.
    fish 3 says: nah im ballin, i could perch-ace the whole store!
    fish 2 says: in my breams you cod, you take me for a school?! you are bass-lighting me.
    fish 3 says: no, im not bass-lighting you. ive been surfing on this nft hype recently and have made river-bank! keep it as a sea-cret tho.
    fish 2 says: oh, thats surf-prising. how much money have you made?
    fish 3 says: mmm, about a gillion so far. its difficult to start tho, i had to shell all my craw-perty to a shellfish clam at the prawn-shop! but, i took my oppor-tuna-ty and made profit.
    fish 1 says: ughh are you done coral-ling? im starving here!
    fish 2 says: actually, do yall sea the curved metal thing up there? The food on it look delicious, let's crab it.
  2. they all agreed unanimously, but little did they know, a wrasse-ful fisherman was up there,
    waiting for his next meal.
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👤︎ u/shangze
📅︎ Dec 13 2021
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