I used to sell filing cabinets to the mafia....
Back then I was involved in very organised crime!
My buddy sells office supplies, label makers, and file cabinets to the Mafia.
He is involved in very organized crime.
What is the difference between your file cabinet and your kidney?
One is for your information; the other's for urine formation
Dad asked where I keep my hand files (tool)...
In the filing cabinet, of course.
I've been son-joked
I brought my son in to my office the other day, and he asked me why my filing cabinet had such a big lock on it.
"That's where I keep all my secret files," I replied.
"Ohh," he said, "So, then the stuff on the top drawer must be top secret."
