What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female crew ?
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How do you win the heart of a female Farmer?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
How do you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?
One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Demi Lovato is my favorite female, I consider her a hero.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What do you call an old Russian female cat?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
There are very few female postal workers..
because the post office is Mail dominated...
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︎ Jan 20 2021
How can you tell the difference between male & female ants
Put them in water. Girl ants sink. The rest are boy-ant
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Whatβs the difference between a female basket and a male basket?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What do you call a female bagel?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
What do you call an iron deficient female?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
When asked to spell the word for two female deer
people don't think it's does, but it doe.
It is does though.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Iron man is female
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Know what the female equivalent of blood brothers are?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Guys, I think my friend is addicted to spending money on female Twitch streamers
He's showing dangerous simptoms
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What do you call a non female, time travaling car?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I ate a female cow for dinner and it upset my stomach...
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︎ Dec 03 2020
My female cat just got fixed, but the vet insisted on referring to it as "feline ovarian removal".
Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I had a terrible dream where I was being chased by a female horse after sunset.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
2 female beans are in love.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Why there are less female voters in 2020 elections? Because of....
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︎ Nov 06 2020
The rather oppressive female mechanic was trying to sell me 5 new manual transmissions
Luckily, I managed to escape her clutches.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I learned pregnant horses are faster than other female horses
They have double the horsepower
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︎ Nov 23 2020
What does a female house wear?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Did you hear about the guy who did acid at the female bowling league?
He took a trip down mammary lanes.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
How can youtell a male cow from a female cow?
The male cow only has one teet.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Did you hear about the woman who refused to get her female cat spayed?
She was arrested for littering.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Why are all female transgenders superheroes?
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︎ Aug 12 2020
What did Homer say when he didn't bag a female deer on the hunting trip?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What do you call a female mannequin ?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
A former female church member partnered with me in my start up.
She's nun of my business.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
What happened to a male plane when it saw a female plane?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.
Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise
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︎ Oct 13 2020
FeMales
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Why are female prisoners kept in separate prisons?
Because most prisoners are in cells.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What do doctors call the procedure to turn a female to male?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What do you call a vocal female lion?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What do you call Darth Vader's female siblings?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
The female janitor in my building asked if I would smoke some weed with her.
I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
TIL Older forms of English kept Latinβs gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
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What do you call a female cow?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What's the difference between a "male" and a "female"?
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a but like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?
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What do you call a female chocolate?
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What do you call a female earth mage
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