The platypus and echidna both lay eggs and produce milk

Making them the only animals on the planet capable of whipping their own custard

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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The issue with duck eggs.

Two farmers, Ben and Dave, are discussing their produce. Ben mentions that there has been a strange recent demand in duck eggs, and is going to begin producing them. Dave replies that he tried to produce them long ago, but had to stop due to issues with their delivery.

"What issues?" Asks Ben, with a confused expression on his face.

"They caused way too much mess in the delivery truck," Dave explains, "You'll find out soon enough, duck eggs quack really easily."

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/rapidToothbrush
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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