A collection of trucker dad jokes!

It turns out test tube babies can't grow up to be truckers. They're not Peterbuilt.

A dockworker at a grocery distribution center accidentally spilled curry powder on my leg. At least I know I'm a seasoned trucker.

I had a really annoying seal on the back of my trailer. Had to keep feeding it fish.

Bonus:

https://youtu.be/2cdWfgYSSFM

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