I thought I could hear Tubular Bells on my farm this winter...
But it was just my cold field.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
What is the Italian surfer's favourite pasta?
Manicotti; it's totally tubular.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
How does the Italian mafia carry out a suicide bombing?
They rig a Tony...
Dad joked at work today.
At work we we have a large fireplace we use to heat the shop in the winter. Occasionally a sign shop down the street gives us some long cardboard tubes (think toilet paper but longer and thicker) that we can burn. It's a win-win situation that gets rid of their garbage and provides us heat for the winter.
Anyways I pick up the tubes and come pulling in the shop with a truck bed full. I start unloading when my boss comes up to help out. Upon seeing the tubes he makes the shaka sign (surfer hand symbol with thumb and pinky out) and says "Tubular".
I physically groaned at this one.
What did the tire say to the inner tube?
I got you covered my totally tubular friend.
