I thought I could hear Tubular Bells on my farm this winter...

But it was just my cold field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I got (Maggie) Reilly carried away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What if the earth was both round and flat?

Would it be called cylindearth?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherKakkar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What is the Italian surfer's favourite pasta?

Manicotti; it's totally tubular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReigningDingos
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Christopher1295
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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How does the Italian mafia carry out a suicide bombing?

They rig a Tony...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brickbaterang
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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I partially blame the saturation of TMNT marketing all over my life at the moment....

So, I work as a content writer/developer/coder/whatevs for an educational publisher, specializing in science. This week, I put in a request to one of our artists for an illustration of a centrifuged blood tube. He did one up and sent it back right away, asking if what he did was alright.

My emailed response?

"These look…

(β€’_β€’)

( β€’_β€’)>βŒβ– -β– 

(βŒβ– _β– )

…tubular.

 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorvidaeSF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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Dad joked at work today.

At work we we have a large fireplace we use to heat the shop in the winter. Occasionally a sign shop down the street gives us some long cardboard tubes (think toilet paper but longer and thicker) that we can burn. It's a win-win situation that gets rid of their garbage and provides us heat for the winter.

Anyways I pick up the tubes and come pulling in the shop with a truck bed full. I start unloading when my boss comes up to help out. Upon seeing the tubes he makes the shaka sign (surfer hand symbol with thumb and pinky out) and says "Tubular".

I physically groaned at this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KitKatMasterRace
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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What did the tire say to the inner tube?

I got you covered my totally tubular friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musicmanjams
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2014
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