Why does a duck have feathers?
To cover up its buttQUACK
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What has six legs and feathers?
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Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their buttquacks.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
I was at a hotel and asked the front desk to switch my pillow out with one filled with feathers...
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What do you call a tree that has feathers instead of leaves?
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People say feathers are light.
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Why do ducks have feathers??
To cover up their butt qwack
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What kind of clothes are made with Australian goose feathers?
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What do you call 2 birds stuck together?
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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover it's butt quack.
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What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A ton of feathers. You have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
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My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves...
Looks like the boa cons tricked her...
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︎ May 13 2020
After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...
She wants me to simmer down!
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Saw this on a veterinarian billboard: Ducks have feathers...
...to hide their buttquacks!
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What do you call a chicken without feathers?
Bald. (Told by my 7 year old Son)
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What is a duck's favorite part of the news?
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︎ Apr 06 2021
My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.
But now I realize toucan play that game.
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Me and some other guys like to get together at the local supermarket to show off our rare breed black-feathered chickens. New guy today mustn't have understood because...
There was an unexpected white hen in the bragging area
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Apparently crows have 16 pinion feathers and ravens have 17.
So I guess the difference is a matter of a pinion.
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A pound of bricks weighs more than a pound of feathers
In America you can buy a square foot of bricks for around $8.50. There are 7 bricks in a square foot, meaning you are buying each brick for about a $1.21. Today one dollar is 0.75 pounds, so $1.21 is about 0.92 pounds, meaning for a full pound you can buy 1.087 bricks for about a pound. Each brick weighs 5 pounds, which means 1.087 bricks weighs 5.435 pounds. Now on the other hand you many buy 48 feathers for one dollar in America , considering that one dollar is 0.75 ponds, you could buy 64 feathers. with one pound. Each feather weighs around 0.0003 ounces, which multiplied by 64 is 0.0192 ounces , which is 0.0012 pounds. 5.435> 0.0012. There you have it a pound of bricks weighs more than a pound if feathers .
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How do you get down off an elephant?
You donβt. You get down off a duck.
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Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.
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Why does a duck have tail-feathers?
To cover itβs buttquack
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Why does a duck have feathers?
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Why do birds have tail feathers?
To cover their buttquacks!
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Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quack
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What side of the chicken has the most feathers?
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which side of a bird has the most feathers?
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Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
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Which side does a chicken have the most feathers on?
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover itβs butt-quack.
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Which weighs more, a tonne of bricks or a tonne of feathers?
The feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Why do ducks have feathers?
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Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
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What side of a chicken has the most feathers?
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Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
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Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover up their butt quack
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On which side do chickens have the most feathers...
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Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their buttquack.
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Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
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Why does a duck have feathers?
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Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks
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Ducks have feathers so they can cover their
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︎ Dec 01 2019
Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
Feathers, because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
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Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?
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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
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Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
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