I have a horrific fear of elevators

I’ve started taking steps to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tubergod1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What do you call a fear of giants?

Feefiphobia

Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
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I went to see a psychiatrist to get over my crippling fear of palindromes.

The bastard put me on Xanax!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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[At the therapist] Me: Doc, I have a crippling fear of big, empty spaces.

Therapist: A void?

Me: That’s good advice. Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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The therapist said I can get over my fear of buffets....

But first, I've got to want to help myself .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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the stonefish has no natural predator to fear from....

...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I have a fear of speed bumps.

I’m slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muisicaldork
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants....

Feefiphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Irrational fear

I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderJrack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What do you call a fear of Germans in tight spaces?

Klaustrophobia

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I used to fear giants.

Now I look up to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickno1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Finally decided to talk to my therapist about my fear of Mexican food.

Took me a long time to finally be able to taco bout it. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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The only thing that flat earthers fear....

Is sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murkroyal420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I have an irrational fear of being in a small room, packed with Germans.

I told my doctor and he said I have Klaustrophobia.

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If you are sad, that you didn't get to use 2020 properly, fear not

Because in two years we will have 2022

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PicretecOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.

I have a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date?

A sunken chest with no booty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I'm developing a fear of German sausages

I fear the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massattcker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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How did Princess Elsa overcome her fear of horses?

The colt never bothered her anyway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What Do You Call A Fear Of Getting Stuck In A Chimney?

Claustrophobia

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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What was the dollar bill’s biggest fear?

Change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techformer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I used to have an irrational fear of eggs. . .

...but I beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What was the rap name of the Jewish guy with a fear of public speaking?

Skittish Yiddish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgjbl216
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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If I get a dog, I’d name it fear.

So if I lost it I’d be fearless.

My friend also wants a dog, but he’s going to call it spot.

He’s going to keep it strictly outdoors, that way his house will always be spotless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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My therapist refused to help me with my fear of backing up my car

She said she would under no circumstances perform reverse psychology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingle485
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I have a fear of being under something dirty but no one gets my position.

No one ever under stained...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GongBreaker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I have a fear of elevators

But I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I have a fear of elevators,

So I've taken steps to avoid them.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.

Feefiphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Flat Earthers have only one thing to fear

It's sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesertWolf45
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I have a fear of speed bumps,

But I'm slowly getting over it.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I have a fear of speed bumps

But I’m slowly getting over it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biscuithead85
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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The only thing flat earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaFunkJunkie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I have a fear of speed bumps....

but I’m slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCraay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesabermaniac
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I have a fear of overly complicated buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenoblegoose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjjsteen3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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My mate has a fear of over-engineered buildings. He has a complex complex complex

He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex

The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.

Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building. Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What’s a flat earther’s biggest fear

Sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRPOOPYBH69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I have a fear of over complicated industrial facilities

It's a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I have a fear of speed bumps...

but I'm slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...

...feefiphobia...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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The only thing flat earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gilgameshbrah
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I was Diagnosed with chronic fear of Giants

FeeFiphobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I have a fear of giants

Feefiphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOrderOfARA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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What do you call a fear of giants?

Fe-Fi-Phobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giga-oof
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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The only thing that Flat-Earthers fear.

Is sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chorlse
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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