Fbi Agent Puns

A list of puns related to "Fbi Agent"

Why did the one FBI agent say to the other?

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👤︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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What do you call a former FBI agent who now works delivering packages?

A Fed-Ex Ex-Fed!

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👤︎ u/slekrons
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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If you were dating a FBI agent and you broke up...

he would be your fed ex

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👤︎ u/Krishini
📅︎ Feb 20 2018
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Why did the FBI agent go to bed?

He needed to be undercover.

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👤︎ u/FuriousKillerPro
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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Two male FBI agents went to dinner and a movie.

It was a federal man date.

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👤︎ u/_otterinabox
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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Ya know why we had to make the FBI agent leave the bar?

He kept bugging everyone

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👤︎ u/Fall-Risk
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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My FBI agent is cool
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👤︎ u/I_vape_bleach
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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Why did the FBI agent quit his job?

He was Fed up.

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👤︎ u/maxface14
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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Why do FBI agents always wear sunglasses?

To protect their FB-eyes!

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👤︎ u/SK4T3RG4M3R
📅︎ Dec 15 2017
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Why did the russian spy hate the FBI agent?

He kept bugging him.

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👤︎ u/Karpish_the_smol
📅︎ Sep 20 2017
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It’s really bad but you better read it.

Q: What do you call a former FBI agent who now delivers mail? A: A fed-ex.

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👤︎ u/Physicsboy2018
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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Two male FBI agents went to dinner and a movie.

It was a federal man date.

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👤︎ u/_otterinabox
📅︎ Aug 14 2015
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