A velocity raptor.
What happens when he loses control?
He T-Rex.
Fast 10 Your Seat Belts.
Fast-10 your seat belts.
He leads the league in Arby eyes.
A kids meal.
An Escasooner
A Hamburglar
They never McSense.
Working title is called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt
Because they’re hauling booty
Because, he had a hurry cane.
Reel quick
I guess what I'm trying to tell you is that Gandhi was a super fragile, calloused mystic suffering from halitosis.
Because its pasteurized before you see it.
But I didn't see him
Zumba
I told him to stop Russian about
Put sugar in the gas tank. It’ll be hyper, until it crashes.
I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".
I’m in a hurrycane!
It’s helicopt-air
I've two bulls who just love to fight //
they simply cannot be polite //
Just one needs to breed //
and so I'll proceed //
to castrate the weak one tonight
The procedure is safe, I insist //
if we make the blood flow desist //
to make bleeding halt //
do the "ball somersault" //
and give that whole sack a huge twist
To do this requires no skill //
I'll just need a quite large power-drill //
and a specialized clamp //
to hold on to that champ //
then turn it on fast- what a thrill!
It is clear this device should appeal //
to those who need bulls with less zeal //
I shall name this device //
with a drill and a vise //
the most perfect of names: "Steering Wheel!"
You could say my competition is getting slim.
I guess I'm just looking for love in all the wrong paces.
Nothing, they fast!
Me: I don’t think very fast at all
Wife: Why not?!
Me: Well I mean they have all that dead weight in the back...
Literally a conversation we had last night. She actually laughed out loud!
Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
I always draw a _____ .
A Game of Groans.
> Wordplay is coming...
Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
do they go at fixneck speed?
I was playing my Sonata so fast today, I almost BAROQUE one of my fingers. What? Too much to HANDEL for you? I would have thought that was imPACHELBEL. I should really be making a LISZT of these, or maybe I should just TELEMANN. Is this making you STRAUSSed out? No point in HAYDN from it.
Because they dont like fast food
One day we’re playing with the bathtub alphabet set while I wash him; the next he asks me to get the ‘F’ out.
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
A Brrrrrrger.
A velocity raptor
Nothing, they fast
Nothing, they fast!
