Ahh, some good old fashioned puns
Do you know the problem with fashion nazis?
They're always arguing over who has the best jeans
Why are lgbt people good at fashion?
They usually spend a long time in the closet.
Why can you never trust a hedgefund managers fashion advice?
They claim to love shorts but are always seen in pants.
What’s the cheapest fashion?
Girls with a passion for eating fashion
Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?
From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.
There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.
They are called One Expression
Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?
They are always bragging about their designer jeans
Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called ‘H-Bomb?’
It’s known for fusion cuisine.
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
It's incredible how quickly fashion changes. Last year it was hydroflasksksksks...
...now it is covid masksksksks.
You could call me old fashioned...
But that’s a whisky proposition.
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
[OC] Guess the visual pun: Fashionable confection?
My daughter says I'm no fashion Mogul
but i just released a new fragrance
How do you browse the trump fashion line?
There was a flood at a fashion store
All the clothes are now Superwet
News anchor: This just in. Polaroid cameras are coming back in fashion.
More on this as it develops...
What did the fashion designer Tommy do when he ran into a problem?
I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.
Where do fashionable ghosts buy their clothes?
Who always wins fashion competitions?
People who tie for first place
What do you call a newspaper column that gives advice about fashion wear?
My girlfriend walked out on me for being too old fashioned.
I thought we had good alchemy.
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
I didn’t like my fruit fashion show experience.
What do you call a bigoted fashion designer?
A-dress by a formal man-or in a then present-dential fashion.
What do we say to the God of Fashion?
In college I studied American history and fashion design...
My final project was "Gettysburg, a dress".
Did you hear about the man who was brought in by the fashion police?
They questioned him over his criminal ties.
A jumper I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the shop.
They gave me a replacement....free of charge
English Fashion
What do people like to wear in England?
Tea-Shirts
What do you call the staff of a British fashion and lifestyle magazine waiting for a warm beverage?
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
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