Hillary Clinton may become the first F president.

Sorry, I meant female but the emale got deleted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrystalMatt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2016
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A big thank you to "Dad jokes."

As a professional children's entertainer, finding the dad jokes thread has been a real blessing. I work mainly with children between the ages of four and eight, and, for obvious reasons, I need to keep my jokes clean. In my business, a groan is just as good as the laugh because it usually is accompanied by a smile!

I'm afraid I don't know who started it, but the "this paper says otherwise" is easily one of my favorites. I took the liberty of having 500 business cards that say "otherwise" on them. I use them in my performances in a variety of ways. If I see a dad after my show who looks like the type who might enjoy a good pun, I will go up to him and ask him if he thought the show was good. Inevitably he will say yes, and I'll tell him that "Unfortunately this card says otherwise." I then leave the dad with the card to use at his own behest.

Just wanted to give a big shout out and a big thank you to the Dad jokes community for inspiration. People ask me what I do for a living and I tell them I'm the Jimmy Fallon to five-year-olds. Thanks so much for contributing all you guys do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Junglejimirish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2015
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In search of puns

I need puns to go with this girl's name. Her name is Fallon. Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NodnarbNiluar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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Dad joke spotted in the wild
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Watching Ted Ligety's gold medal-winning Men's Giant Slalom performance just now, and my dad suddenly asks, "I hope they show some footage of Ted Ligety leaving Sochi."

"Why?" "Because I'd like to see Ligety split!"

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#StopItDad

I'm probably going to steal some of these...

Jimmy Fallon's dadjokes bit. #StopItDad

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