My girlfriend played golf with her friend. She lost the engagement ring I bought her in the tall grass by the fairway...

It was a diamond in the rough.

Credit (not quite the same): Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 02, 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I played golf with my friends the other day. It's just a shame I kept missing the fairway

It was rough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhedkiex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Where does the best average golfer put his golf cart?

The par-king space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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I’ve recently started to learn how to play golf, It’s nor going to well though

I still have a fairway to go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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A golfer had a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital...

... he was on a fairway to heaven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stgm_at
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I just saved someone from having a stroke!

I live on the edge of a golf course, and someone’s golf ball landed in our yard, so I grabbed it, ran over to the fairway before they got there and tossed it on. I saved them a penalty stroke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpine4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Dad joked while golfing

My dad and I went galling this morming, and a flock of birds was sitting on the fairway of the third hole as we got to the tee box. I asked him how many strokes we would get off our score if we hit a bird.

As he stepped up to address the ball, he said calmly "It's an automatic birdie."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diesel2012
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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Masters Joke

Tiger woods tees off and the ball lands right of the fairway. "Must have been a gusta wind."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoobieEnthusiast
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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On the golf course

I was playing golf with my dad and his friend, we had all hit our tee shots in the rough on the right side of the fairway.

>Me: This sucks, we're all in a bad position.

>Dad: Why? Being right is great!

>Me: ??

>Dad: It's better than being wrong!

Thanks dad, I still got a double bogey....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LED4lyfe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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Golfing with my dad

My dad who is an avid golfer steps up to the first tee today and says "You know why they call me BMW?"

Me: Why?

He proceeds to crush his drive down the middle of the fairway and says "because I'm the ultimate driving machine".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bethrin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2014
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Golfing with my dad today...

... His drive went straight into the woods, bounced off a tree limb, and ended up right in the middle of the fairway.

I said, "Nice bounce."

He said, "Nah, that was my Irish caddy: Rick O'Shea."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bwsullivan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
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