A list of puns related to "Fairways"
It was a diamond in the rough.
Credit (not quite the same): Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 02, 2020
It was rough.
The par-king space.
I still have a fairway to go
... he was on a fairway to heaven.
I live on the edge of a golf course, and someoneβs golf ball landed in our yard, so I grabbed it, ran over to the fairway before they got there and tossed it on. I saved them a penalty stroke!
My dad and I went galling this morming, and a flock of birds was sitting on the fairway of the third hole as we got to the tee box. I asked him how many strokes we would get off our score if we hit a bird.
As he stepped up to address the ball, he said calmly "It's an automatic birdie."
Tiger woods tees off and the ball lands right of the fairway. "Must have been a gusta wind."
I was playing golf with my dad and his friend, we had all hit our tee shots in the rough on the right side of the fairway.
>Me: This sucks, we're all in a bad position.
>Dad: Why? Being right is great!
>Me: ??
>Dad: It's better than being wrong!
Thanks dad, I still got a double bogey....
My dad who is an avid golfer steps up to the first tee today and says "You know why they call me BMW?"
Me: Why?
He proceeds to crush his drive down the middle of the fairway and says "because I'm the ultimate driving machine".
... His drive went straight into the woods, bounced off a tree limb, and ended up right in the middle of the fairway.
I said, "Nice bounce."
He said, "Nah, that was my Irish caddy: Rick O'Shea."
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