A list of puns related to "Extancy"
Part 1 of my Vlog from my 1:1 day with Mick Extance at his place is now live! This is the build up and basic training stuff we did. Look out for part 2 for the more advanced afternoon and an interview and big announcement from Mick Extance Experience himself! I would be really grateful if you could share this video to help out one of the jewels in our community. I make no financial benefit from this. Mick Extance Experience VLOG | EP1 Basic Training https://youtu.be/FyOKVKiK2Jk
2nd part of my Mick Extance Experience Vlog is now live. Ten points if you guess how many times I bin it π Please either watch (or skip if you donβt have time) to the end to see an exclusive interview with Mick and a big announcement about the 2022 Dakar rally!!! I would really appreciate if you could share this video to help out a genuine guy and business. Again, I have turned off all monetisation for this video. Mick Extance Experience VLOG | EP2 How many Times Did I FALL OFF?! | BIG ANNOUNCEMENT FROM MICK!!!! https://youtu.be/3i0NE_BlSYY
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
At least not without an antinatalism enforcement being clearly stated. This is not r/antinatalism. There are many antisexualists who are not antinatalist. While I myself am antinatalist, I think it should be respected if one isn't antinatalist. You can be antisexual but still support the extance of the human race (via non-sexual reproduction via the use of modern technology). If we want to enforce antinatalism, then it should be clearly stated in the rules and the subreddit description, or create a new subreddit called "r/antinatalistantisex", or else we risk being classified as a hate subreddit.
I'm not saying it's wrong to be antinatalist, I'm saying it's wrong not to disclose if this subreddit is antinatalist if it is and then people get banned for being pronatalist.
Edit: typos
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
But let me give it a shot.
Heβs the new temp.
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Part 1 of my Vlog from my 1:1 day with Mick Extance at his place is now live! This is the build up and basic training stuff we did. Look out for part 2 for the more advanced afternoon and an interview and big announcement from Mick Extance Experience himself! I would be really grateful if you could share this video to help out one of the jewels in our community. I make no financial benefit from this. Mick Extance Experience VLOG | EP1 Basic Training https://youtu.be/FyOKVKiK2Jk
Part 1 of my Vlog from my 1:1 day with Mick Extance at his place is now live! This is the build up and basic training stuff we did. Look out for part 2 for the more advanced afternoon and an interview and big announcement from Mick Extance Experience himself! I would be really grateful if you could share this video to help out one of the jewels in our community. I make no financial benefit from this. Mick Extance Experience VLOG | EP1 Basic Training https://youtu.be/FyOKVKiK2Jk
2nd part of my Mick Extance Experience Vlog is now live. Ten points if you guess how many times I bin it π Please either watch (or skip if you donβt have time) to the end to see an exclusive interview with Mick and a big announcement about the 2022 Dakar rally!!! I would really appreciate if you could share this video to help out a genuine guy and business. Again, I have turned off all monetisation for this video. Mick Extance Experience VLOG | EP2 How many Times Did I FALL OFF?! | BIG ANNOUNCEMENT FROM MICK!!!! https://youtu.be/3i0NE_BlSYY
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