Assumpt Puns

I think we all have a rough idea of why we’re here.

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It makes an ass out of u and mptions

I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”

F'raternity

Thanks, I sharpened it.

I said, "Yes. Steve."

She said, "Awww! That's a lovely name!"

"Thanks." I said. "But what do you think we should call the baby?"

There's always too many holes in the plot.

Of course I replied with "hi pregnant, I'm Dad"

First official dad joke...

So my grand father always used to tell me you know what they say about assuming, it makes an ass out of you and me…I miss him.