Just thinking about different units GW could add to the battlefield, maybe with different options, if you have any idea, write it down in the comments
Okay, this isn't that serious, but I hate seeing these posts where they show someone who grew up super underprivileged and disadvantaged accomplish something spectacular. For instance, a few days ago there was this post about a guy who made a windmill that helped industrialize his village in Africa, after freaking reading library books. Now there's a pic of a boy with with one leg running a marathon. Bitch, I can't even run to class on time with both my fully functioning legs, how is that supposed to motivate me? This dude figured out how to make a windmill and I can't even figure out how to make lasagna. It's frustrating cause all these people who got handed the worst cards in life apparently have the grit and stamina to succeed, and I feel that I'll never have it in me to push myself beyond my limits. If you wanted to encourage me, you should make posts about some rich bratty kid who spend his entire inheritance on coke and strippers, framed himself for murder, and is rotting in jail. Then at least I can think "Great, I haven't fucked up my life that badly yet."
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
After the latest GSF CEO update I am yet again reminded how most people get this wrong.
Slippery Petes are unprobeable, not unprobable. Unprobeable means something that cannot be probed. Unprobable is an obsolete way of spelling improbable.
That is all.
Random things like getting items from boulders, multiple super rare drops from one mob, whatever really.
For me I once got two velvet slippers that were both superior from one chest. Crazy right? Lol I don't know if that's really that unprobable, but I thought it was kinda funny. I also chanced a koam's heart using only about 7 chances, and although that was way more lucrative than some velvet slippers, it's not really that random or interesting.
There’s a glitch I noticed many times now where an undiscovered and likewise unprobed planet will already have a full blue grid as if it were fully probed.... but it’s at 0% and undiscovered by anyone making it nearly impossible to probe efficiently
Edit: also planets saying already probed but have no discoverer tag on them?
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
