Miss Representative.
He could get sued for miss representation.
Says it’s wanted both dead and alive.
It's a play on words.
They can't say anything with a straight face
Me: I want a world without lawyers
Genie: Done, your three wishes are over
Me: I still have two left!
Genie: Sue me
I asked him what 2 minus 2 is.
He said nothing.
they / them
Life as a Stay at Home Dad (honest humor nothing against Stay at Home Dads)
As as an aspiring father figure, I have the greatest respect for dads of every kind. In fact, much of this stems from the fact I’ve grown up from the age of 6 without a father of my own. I made this video as a comical representation of what I hope to be one day: a guy full of dad jokes and such humor.
Thank you for reading and enjoy!
The wife and I were discussing how well our son was doing with learning his vowels.
Me: I've heard him say A, E, and I, now he just needs to get O and U.
Wife: He's also saying Y, have you heard him say that yet?
Me: Sometimes.
A man is walking along the street, taking each step with one foot on the raised sidewalk, and the other foot on the road. Another man asks him "Hey why are you walking like that, with one foot on the sidewalk and the other down on the road"? The man looks down to his feet and says "Damn, thanks for telling me, I thought I had started to limp".
Edit: Bonus points for telling the same joke (with visual representation of course) every god damned time we were walking in a street that had a raised sidewalk. Can't wait until I have a kid so I can pass this comedic gold on.
