Its natural beauty was unpresidented
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
.. just so glad She's now finally independent.
It was an expensive self fee.
I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.
Turns out I can’t focus!
Feat sounds like feet.
they bandit
A subreddit.
Unfortunately, they all came out pretty grainy. One of them you could barley make out.
I have one without a filter and one with a filter https://imgur.com/BCc6kx4.jpg
OnlyTrams
A crack addict.
That's me in the corner...
EDIT. Sorry that was just a dream
He has faux paws.
because it doesn’t have flash
I guess she liked how it looked originally.
Ancient Scot Richard's Warriors: Dick's Picts
Loki - Trick pics (from my brother)
Pictures of an Adam Sandler movie: "Click" pics.
Pictures of a Kaitlin Olson character: The Mick's pics
Screenahots of these comments: Wit pics
Leaky faucet: drip pics
X1 Cumberbatch photos: Benedict pics
X2 Pope photos: Benedict pics (also works)
X3 Turncoat snaps: Benedict pics
X4 "Wong" image: Benedict pics
Legal command: Writ pics
Pictures of twigs: Stick pics
A Christmas Story scene: lick pics
Pictures of a Winter Saint: Nick pics
Syringe photos: prick pics (from a friend)
Sporting goods store images: Dick's pics.
Dan Harmon cartoon character: Rick's pics.
http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz
“I needed better camera footage.”
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
I knead one of those!!
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
But she still won't admit she framed me.
I'll never go thru the selfie checkout again!
You could say, I'm Independent.
Then I sent the picture to the FBI as evidence of a kid napping.
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
He has selfie steam issues.
Do I shutter?
I said I thought her face rang a bell.
Because he was always a blinkin'
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
Now she is independant.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
He said it was like shooting fish in apparel.
You could say you’re independent.
