A list of puns related to "Sonogram"
The previous ones were daughterograms.
My brother's (pregnant) girlfriend, who I work with, was speaking with our co-workers.
She said, "I'm going to get a sonogram on Monday. I'm nervous."
I replied, "I thought you wanted a daughter-ogram?"
I was kicked out of the room...
All good things must come to an end, except for a hot dog, it has two.
(While watching tv) I always wondered why they never invented smellovision... (although sadly that is now a "thing" because of that stupid Honey Boo Boo scratch'n'sniff...siiiigh)
(When Opa had heart-attack symptoms and was getting a sonogram) So is it a boy or a girl? (apparently the humor was lost on the nurse)
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