Transformer puns are revolting

But they always change to stay current with the times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IBreakCellPhones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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My wife said "I'm leaving you because you're always pretending to be a transformer"

I said "no wait, I can change."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taff-Price
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What do you call a cross between a transformer and a hippo

Optapotamus Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuggeybug
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?

Vans

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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How come the Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms?

The scientific experiments altered his jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bueno117
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot

They should.

It'll be a real Page-turner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhishekms89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I met a transformer who only had positive thoughts.

He said his name was optimist prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?

Optimus Crime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DNAdrian95
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I just flew in from a Transformers convention.

And boy my arms are tires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nwa747
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What transformer is made out of cardboard box and arrives in two days?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommygunz20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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My transformation is almost complete

So my wife is currently working from home and her employer decided to send her a hamper package in the mail. It was quite nice but pretty standard stuff. Wine, some cookies, crackers and also a bottle extra virgin olive oil (came with a cheese platter kit)

Wife was pretty happy about the fancy packaging and showed it to me saying "look they even sent extra virgin olive oil in this little fancy bottle for cheese platters!"

My response? "Aww that poor olive oil bottle never had sex? So sad!"

...Pls send help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hyperpuma
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What do you get when you combine Wonder Woman with a Transformer?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fullmiz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I just realized they can't ever make a movie about a male scandanavian Transformer who works as a stand-up comedian.

They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tayrog77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I think Winx took it to another level of their transformations... reddit.com/gallery/if5gf5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/This-Is-De-Wae
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What is a transformer's favourite band?

AC/DC!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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After this I TransFormed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soda_Monster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Which Transformer always sees the glass as half full?

Optimist Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Which transformer has hottest dating life?

Bumble bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What did the math teacher say after they were magically transformed into a tree?

Gee, I’m a tree. (It sounds like geometry if you say it out loud).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WitherLord888
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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We should call Transformers Carmen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poven100
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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If you see transformers flying around, not only do you see robots in disguise, you see...

robots in da skies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaylock77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Wow, how formal. Transformer..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwsumHotSauce
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...

It was a sleight exaggeration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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transformers stay winning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirty_dan421
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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I dropped the perfect terrible pun at work last winter...

So there were 6 of us...

With freezing rain pouring down on us at the end of a long work day, and in the middle of a daunting task- pulling underground cables, linking four transformers together (a task where something goes wrong about 50% of the time)

There is a jet line (pulling line) attached to the head of the cable being ran, and as we are nearing completion I hear my foreman (standing at the endpoint) yell "THE JET LINE IS FRAYING!!!".

Without pause I scream back "I was a FRAYED this would happen!"

The tension on the line ceases, and I look around and see 5 blank expressions just staring back at me.

Best day of my comedic life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What are Transformer’s mother and father called?

Transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesus-Fugget
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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you ouldsay its her magical transformation

https://preview.redd.it/rbsbf1wmd2k31.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=01fc6954129c9354d17df1d8606816a22289dee8

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fake_hoodlum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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If Robocop was a transformer,

Would his name be stoptimus Crime?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/endmostchimera
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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The power went out in my building and when I asked what happened, the maintenance guy said, β€œThe Transformers blew.”

I said, β€œYeah, it was a bad movie, but what’s that got to do with the power?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swagy_swagerson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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How to transform ham
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZroH4X
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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What a transformation!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/upupvote2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2013
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Wanna know why we call my cousin the Transformer?

Her name's Carmen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLenciusMount
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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My son told me he had the ability to transform into pie

I replied, "You're irrational."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosmic_cant
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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What do you call the first amongst one-legged transformers?

Hoptimus Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekdotneo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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A friend of mine had the ability to transform into a donkey

Everytime we went out somewhere he'd make an ass of himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregoirebickers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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If Transformers was about Spanish transportation

Would it be a fight between the autobΓΊs and deceptaviΓ³n?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dethmstr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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My girlfriend said, β€œI’m sick of it. You are always pretending to be a Transformer!”

I said, β€œBut wait, I can change!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I just flew in from a Transformers convention

And boy are my arms tires

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mumzaa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What do you call a Transformer with a half full fuel tank?

Optimist Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I just got back from a Transformers convention

And boy are my arms tires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maclimes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.

I said, "No, wait! I can change."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moieight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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What shoes do Transformers wear?

Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SekariTwo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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