Everyone here pun on r/punpatrol, r/puncourt, r/punkgb, and any other anti-pun subreddits!
In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
I meant to cross post it but I don’t know why I cannot cross post so here is the screenshot version
I am a mom but, here goes
Did you know that NASA sent a chicken to the moon?
You remember the a pollo missions.
I don't even know how many puns I made here. I am a pun-aholic.
I told my wife, “From here on, I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order.”
She said, “Where will you find the time?”
Me: Easy. Right next to the sage.
Just gonna leaf this here
If you're here for the yodelling lesson...
please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
Well, well, well, what’s going on here?
Bilingual food puns? I THINK YES. Here’s one my fellow Canadians or French speakers might enjoy...
etsy.me/3nSI0bo
I was going to put a Chemistry joke on here but...
Anyone here the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not gonna spread it
My first pun here. Go easy
Fudgemint Day will be here soon enough
I see so much beautiful art here on Reddit so I wanted to join in.
Our doorbell rang and my son called to me, "Dad, there's a salesman here with a mustache!" I yelled back...
"Tell him I've already got one!"
Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
I'm here all week! Try the veal!
What’s the difference between being here and being there?
I came here for the dadjokes
I stayed here for the comments
Man... Every single post here is about the Suez Canal...
People must be stuck in it
There were two muffins in an oven, and one says to the other “is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?” Then the second one says-
“AAAH! TALKING MUFFIN!!!”
A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
My friend sent me a joke on here the other day
I Made this today i think it belongs here I couldn't stop laughing while making it 😂
In honor of Star Wars Day (May The Fourth), here’s a themed dad joke!
Did you know the temperature of a Bacta tank is lukewarm?
Truly a blinding sense of humour on show here.
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available.
She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".
Really giving it my awl here in the shop
First time posting here, please be lentil.
first time posting here. (not a dad, just a 17 y/o kid)
Every time this queer couple lied to their son, he would see right through them.
>they were trans-parent.
Ugh too much sugar I'm drowning here!
I haven't any pie on pi day, so here's a pun instead
If you are thinking of settling down, here’s some advice: Don’t date soccer players.
There’s only a 1/11 chance that they’re a keeper.
You all tell dad jokes in here....
But do you know when a joke is a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. First one says "boy it sure is hot in here."
The other yells, "Oh my god! It's a talking muffin!"
Going out on a limb here hoping this is not a repost
What the hell am I dough-in’ here? I donut belong here
Here’s my favourite politically incorrect joke of all time.
Benjamin Franklin was the greatest American President.
Everyone tells me that I'm the king of dad jokes. Here's one...
My friend wanted to show me a dad joke on here
I just haven’t reddit yet
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