Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I accidentally trimmed the leaves off my wife's favorite plant, but fortunately they grew back.

That was a releaf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy_Each_Day
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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The wife just rolled her eyes.

I was raking leaves in the backyard.

Wife: Boy there sure are a lot of leaves in the yard.

Me: I know, its unbeLEAFable!

Heh, I still think its funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FistofNorris
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