Unoriginated Puns

I had a cold and my dad asked if my nose was running.

I said yes.

He said, You had better catch it then

I love my dad

But you probably Reddit

Edit: Holy Crap I Wrote this last night as a joke and DID not expect it to blow up, thanks for the silver my dude.

They get toad.

Edit: this content is unoriginal

You’ve probably Reddit

I hate Darude Sandstorm

Its always calling me names.

Nah, I already reddit.

Because Eve’s dropping.

wood.

Because we are taking our fence down.

She came back, stopped me, just to ask "Is there a mower emoji?

I said: is that really an emojency?

38, first original joke from an unoriginal dad. Had to share.

Wordplay with "domino"

*Am I doing this right? New to Reddit

Math puns make me number

Friend: Text me when you have time.

Me: When you have time.

Friend: ...

Bison.

An impasta

transparent

Nice to meet you gullible, I’m unoriginal.

A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig.

This is unoriginal, but it has been reposted so many times i can't even pund it anywhere in the web, I even asked my pet spider where it was orginally found.

Pun 1: >!A gigabyte is actually 1024 MB not 1000 MB!<

Pun 2: >!Spiders makes webs idiot.!<

It was a gif and a curse.

He parts it.

I'm sure its totally unoriginal but it was so stupidly hilarious at the time (hes about 65).

"My four year old daughter just made the best joke of her life regarding Mulan:
So we are all sitting here watching Disney Jr and they have a commercial for Mulan. I say 'Look, it's Fa Mulan!' To which she immediately responds 'Sometimes Mulan is Fa and sometimes she's near.' She didn't really understand why her mommy and daddy were rolling on the floor laughing!" Original post. Sorry if this isn't a proper post, I was kinda wishy-washy about posting unoriginal content but it made me laugh and I just had to share it! Hope it made ya smile :)

But you probably Reddit

But you probably Reddit.

But you probably Reddit