Undeadly Puns

A list of puns related to "Undeadly"

Are vampires considered undead?

If so, aren't higher ranked vampires technically Neck Romancers?

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👤︎ u/sugarparfait
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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What do Undead learn in school?

How to read and wight.

Sorry if I messed up, it's the first joke I've come up with on my own.

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👤︎ u/Svinfylking_
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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Being undead only sometimes sucks.

I wondered why zombies, ghouls, and vampires are so closely associated. After all, why would decaying shambling corpses be associated with the suave Dracula-esque? then it hit me:

Most vampires are necromancers, but not all necromancers are vampires.

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👤︎ u/Ojiji_bored
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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The undead not having to factor food and shelter into their cost of living is a clear example of wight privilege.
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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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What do you lovingly call your undead partner?

Zom-bae.

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👤︎ u/dkolby4
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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What do they call an unfair advantage that the undead have?

Wight privilege.

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👤︎ u/trash_can_not
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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If George Michael was a blood sucking undead creature, he'd be a Wham!pire.
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👤︎ u/grynde7
📅︎ May 07 2019
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The most recent Game of Thrones episode was too dark and it was hard to see. I just wish some of the undead were wearing heavy armor and wielding swords. Then we'd be able to see just fine.

Because they would be Knight Wights.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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What kind of bee wanders the earth as an undead being?

A zombee.

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👤︎ u/ch3000
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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What's an undead's favorite pizza?

Ripperoni

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👤︎ u/PaleProxy
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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When Kim Jong Un dies,

He becomes Kim Jong Urn

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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When the US first conceptualized the $100 bill they were thinking of putting the face of Jesus, as his ability to come back to life was greater than any wealth.

It would've been the 1 undead dollar bill

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👤︎ u/Kashindabank
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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What do you call a high-end clothing outlet sponsored by a Norwegian band, the undead, and a magical woman?

ABBA Zombie and Witch.

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👤︎ u/dgrubbnasty
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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What do you call an undead pollinator?

A zom-bee.

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👤︎ u/Monkolf
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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Why do undead make good thieves?

They have skeleton keys!

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👤︎ u/iceberger3
📅︎ Nov 22 2017
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The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.

His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead

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👤︎ u/ajmansell
📅︎ May 01 2020
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What do you call an undead Mexican?

A Zombré.

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👤︎ u/AngelBlue99
📅︎ Jan 17 2017
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What do modern day undead use for money?

Crypt-o-currency; Vampires specifically like bit-coin.

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👤︎ u/Jofax88
📅︎ Feb 11 2018
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Why are ghosts always invited to parties?

Because they always bring the boos.

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👤︎ u/loonmaster2
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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What do you call incorporeal undead on eastern pacific islands?

Galapaghosts

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👤︎ u/MediatorZerax
📅︎ Mar 13 2015
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Why are Undead Airlines tickets so cheap?

They only fly with skeleton crews!

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👤︎ u/AtMetaphase
📅︎ Apr 16 2015
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My psychic dad just told me...

...that he might be terrible contacting the undead, but he's still a happy medium!

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👤︎ u/Surroundedbygoalies
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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My dad drained the life out of me with this one

I told him I wrote a paper about Dracula. His response was "Did it suck?"

I'm undead now.

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👤︎ u/stonedmariguana
📅︎ Feb 11 2016
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