5 Hilarious Exfoliating Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My wife went to get a pedicure with her mother. She sent me a text saying that they have an exfoliating, foot scrub that has CBD/Hemp oil in it and she was going to try it out...I replied “baby, do you realize that you left the house with slippers on...

But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha

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👤︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton

📅︎ Jan 29 2020

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My doctor told me my favorite exfoliator was giving me micro-abrasions.

I’m a little torn up about it.

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👤︎ u/dbmagas

📅︎ Dec 13 2019

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Why does T-Boz not exfoliate?

Cause she don't want no scrubs...

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👤︎ u/lifelonglifter

📅︎ Jan 29 2019

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Which civil rights leader was the most exfoliated

Dr Martin Loofah King, Jr.

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👤︎ u/AbjectEra

📅︎ Apr 07 2018

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Did you know Ungoliant had a brother? He went on to work in the cosmetic industry.

His name was Exfoliant.

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👤︎ u/Valdagast

📅︎ Jan 07 2020

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